fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

My brother and I trying to piece together our dad’s life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again

When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means

My grandmother was harassing me about the dangers of online dating, and my grandpa was like, “Oh fer crying out loud, leave her alone. My parents met online, she’ll be fine.” Apparenly my great grandparents were both telegraph operators who would chat over the line in between messages and fell in love and my great grandma moved halfway across the country to marry a dude she met over the telegraph.

No one alive in the family had ever heard this story until like 70+ years later when I happened to start seeing a dude from OK Cupid.

We were driving through Old Country once and my grandpa Sasha randomly went “oh this is where we blew up that bridge as kids, I guess it got rebuilt”

his century old twitter has just been discovered

Reblog to make it die faster

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

so

I can't believe i have to say this but please watch y'all's fucking mouths when you go and try and blame Japanese players for "skewing the vote" or whatever because some of y'all are actually starting to sound racist with how aggressive y'all are being

For people saying that Shiver needs to die for winning five Splatfests in a row:

Guys, don't blame the fictional video game character for their constant winning streak.

Blame Nintendo for constantly taking advantage of Shiver's popularity and pushing this particular Splatfest theme knowing full well that she was gonna win this one.

When the idols were first revealed and everyone was calling Frye ugly.. the fact that Frye consistently gets 0 points each splatfest. The fact that Frye only got 17% of the votes. Literally last out of all three teams. I think I know the reason why but you aren’t gonna like what I have to say

cringe old man

Calamari Inkantation 3MIX // Splatoon 3 (2022)

the sky on shapeshift cargo is soooo pretty during splatfest I just had to pause during a match to take some pics

Art trade with @thevoyagerproject 🥺🥺🥺🥺