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Welcome To The Bakery~

@chocolateeclair

|| Eclair/Exlair/Ronan || 19 || they/he/she/xe [genderfluid] || musician - artist - writer || very tired || Art + writing account - @wanderingchocolateeclair
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Take a look at the menu, dear, if you’re curious~

About time I did one of these-

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About me:

Hey! I’m just your local sentient aroace genderfluid chocolate eclair! But you can call me Eclair/Exlair/Ronan/Rowan/(any other variants or misspellings of those names very much accepted)

I typically use they/them pronouns, unless specified, however I don’t tend to mind if you use any for me interchangeably! (They/he/she/xe)

I am not a minor, but please be respectful of those on here who are! If you cannot do that, then leave.

I am in a constant state of being tired and/or having too much energy, and I enjoy having fun and messing around with my friends and mutuals. Disrespect any single one of them, and you will not be liking what you’ve brought upon yourself.

I am a musician, artist and writer - although for the most part of it, only just for my own enjoyment :) (I also like bad jokes and puns)

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Any other blog(s):

My writing and art (mostly for BNHA) blog -> @wanderingchocolateeclair

My other account [MDNI please] -> @sinnamonspicedeclair

My Twitter ->

@/wanderin_eclair

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Rules:

I don’t really have much to say here, except that, if you are going to be disrespectful, rude or impolite to me or any of my mutuals/friends/followers, get out. I can assure you I do not want you here, and I won’t tolerate any of that kind of behaviour.

Again, I am not a minor but everything will be/should be tagged accordingly. If you come here with the goal of making myself and others feel unsafe/uncomfortable, it’ll only lead to an instant block. It is the same if you are homophobic, transphobic, racist, ableist, do not respect neopronouns, are disrespectful to others in general, etc- get out, I do not want you here.

This is a safe space for everyone (except those specified above) and I wish to keep it that way.

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Tags: (aka my excuse to write down as many baking puns I can)

Regular posting tag -> #eclair bakes something

Reblog tag -> #treats from all across the dash

Favourites -> #ronans favourite treats <3

Rant tag -> #exlair spilt the cookie jar

Queue tag (probably won’t be used) -> #don’t jump the queue!

Ask tag -> #eclair receives chaos

If there’s anything you need me to tag, feel free to ask :)

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Oh! And one more thing!

Have fun, stay safe, and enjoy your stay~

Love ya! <3 (/p)

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normal vs disordered: fatigue edition

normal: feeling tired at the end of a long day

not normal: feeling tired regardless of what you’ve done that day

normal: waking up tired every now and then due to stress or lack of sleep

not normal: waking up tired most mornings

normal: getting a little tired after standing for long periods of time

not normal: not being able to stand for very long without tiring out. being stood up drains your energy

normal: being tired more often during times of peak stress and lack of sleep, but otherwise fine

not normal: being tired/exhausted consistently for over 6 months

normal: melting into the sofa after a long day, and then struggling a little to get up

not normal: being too exhausted to move, to eat, to talk, or to do anything a person might be expected to do in an evening

normal: not liking to get out of bed in the morning

not normal: having mornings where you physically cannot get out of bed, or struggle greatly to get out of bed

the key thing is that it is not normal for you to spend most of your time being too tired to do daily tasks, and it is not normal to exist in a constant state of exhaustion. if possible, you should seek help if you’ve been experiencing fatigue for a while

If you struggle with chronic fatigue and consistently get cold/flu symptoms within 24-48hrs after overexerting, look up the international consensus criteria for myalgic encephalomyelitis (used to be called chronic fatigue syndrome).

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I know that Peter’s Jackson Lord of the Rings trilogy technically has flaws but also….it doesn’t. It’s perfect.

Are these magic cloaks?’ asked Pippin, looking at them. with wonder.

‘I do not know what you mean by that,’ answered the leader of the Elves. ‘They are fair garments, and the web is good, for it was made in this land. They are Elvish robes certainly, if that is what you mean. Leaf and branch, water and stone: they have the hue and beauty of all these things under the twilight of Lorien that we love; for we put the thought of all that we love into all that we make.”

- Fellowship of the Ring, Chapter 8: Farewell to Lorien

This is how I think of Jackson’s movies. Yes, there are serious flaws - Gandalf’s de-powering, Gimli as comic relief, and Faramir, namely - but come on.

Remember when the guys making their chain mail invented a new method for quickly producing large amounts of it by hand? Remember Miranda Otto walking down the street, practicing sword positions? The guys who forged all of the swords - for leads and for extras? The men and women riders who volunteered to be riders of Rohan? The costume designers who designed the inside of Theoden’s armor (which no one would ever see) so beautifully that Bernard Hill said he felt like a king? The friendships between the cast, and their size doubles, and the stuntmen?

When they made that movie, they put all that they loved into all that they made.

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phoxxent

Wait tell me more about that chainmail thing

“Kaynemaile has worked tirelessly to perfect the material science behind beautiful architectural mesh, collaborating with architects and designers on projects that embolden urban environments with positive buildings. The company’s patented polycarbonate mesh, inspired by 2,000-year-old medieval chainmail, was initially created for the armor and weapons seen in the The Lord of The Rings movie trilogy and is now used on major architectural projects around the world.

“The film’s art director and Kaynemaile’s founder Kayne Horsham worked with his team to construct each garment from plastic plumbing tubes, coating them in pure silver. Once filming wrapped, Horsham dedicated himself to creating a change to the liquid state assembly process to mass produce the polycarbonate chainmail for architectural applications — products that were light, but strong enough to protect the interior or exterior of a building. Now an industry-leading manufacturer, Kaynemaile produces mesh for everything from small interior screens to large scale exterior façades. Their mesh is easy to install and can be custom created for specialized applications.”

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ohifonlyx33

they took forced perspective and scaled sets to a new level by adding moving set pieces to create the illusion that the hobbits and dwarves were much smaller than everyone else even when the camera moved.

every scene you see in the 11+ hours of glory that is the LOTR masterpiece is most like ridiculously elaborate or expensive–from model towers to the all-new motion capture technology used for gollum to the costumes and sets to the aerial on location shots of mother-fracking new zealand and the big impressive battle scenes and horse charges.

but then the story and the screenplay too–there is just SO much lore that is there in the background lurking if you want to look for it, yet it still remains simplified for the average viewer. Crazy impressive feat.

And the acting is heartfelt and real and makes you love the characters.

ALSO DON’T GET ME STARTED ON FREAKING HOWARD SHORE AND HIS 100+ HEARTSHATTERINGLY BEAUTIFUL LIETMOTIFS AND BRILLIANT SUBTLE VARIATIONS IN THE FLIPPING 13 HOUR SOUNDTRACK. AND ENYA SINGING IN REAL ELVISH.

And the acting is

heartfelt and real and makes you

love the characters.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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vampirejuno

Do you ever become mutuals with someone you share an intense interest with and it becomes this limbo of "I want to be your friend SO fucking bad but I'll eat a shoe before dm-ing first"

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museofvoid

Something I've been asked a couple of times is "What is your first memory?" And personally I don't have an answer to that question. I have no idea what my first memory is, or even what that really means. So I'm curious

If you vote yes, I'm very curious to hear what your memory is, if you're comfortable with sharing it of course. And if you vote at all please reblog for a bigger sample size! Thank you! :)

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The person reblogging this from you is rooting for you to have a happy, healthy, and successfull 2023.

They may also be trying to put you in a washing machine.

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