gavin: your wife is there [about to shoot us]

michael: yeah, she hates us both

Just some good ol’ text posts + Red Vs Blue characters 

I wanted to see what RvB has and will outlive

We're Pigeon Boys - Pigeon Simulator

Michael: Oh, dude! There's a fucking advert for I Am Bread! Right there!

Gavin: Duuuude! I almost vomited my stomach out.

Michael: I was in London last week.

Gavin: Yeah.

Michael: And we rode the tubes a bit.

Gavin: Yeah.

Michael: And Lindsay saw an advert that was like, she so perfectly summed it up. She looked at it and she was like "Is this why Gavin is the way he is?".

Gavin: I would assume yes without even hearing it.

Michael: The fucking, the fucking- it was the same thing, the, you know the little sign like that and it had a bunch of butterflies on it and it said "If all the lights in the world turned off, would butterflies or would moths fly to the moon?". And I was like, 'holy shit that's absolutely something he would say on the podcast.' like that's- I, I, at that point I assumed you were a fraud and just everything you said was a series of billboards and ad reads that you had seen your whole life.

Gavin: Yeah, billboards and matchboxes...

Michael: I don't even remember what it was for!

Gavin: But you remembered the message.

Michael: I remembered the message but I have no idea what the were selling.

im so soft 😭❤

He looks like he’s having….. Fun??

Truly, the worst possible outcome 😔🤟

(I blame crea)

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rest in peace, michael jones

bc tumblr hates me and wouldn’t allow me to add this to a rb of my original post, here’s the clip of a wild iris from the takeout crew’s stream last night!!

(used fredo’s stream bc you can actually hear iris better than on michael’s, lmao)

michael: don’t be a little bitch after 195 shots!

gavin: don’t ever call me a bitch!

michael: i will..... have sex with you....... consensually

You just know he started that sentence and let god take the wheel

(awful) doodle comic from a stream i did. i apologize.

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1 am church siblings for 2020