executive dysfunction is legitimately physically uncomfortable. i’ll be trapped between two things, weirdly caught on how-much-time-it-might-take-me. i take hours worried im going to take hours doing things. i’ll sit on the floor for the entire day, caught up in the middle of not-doing the chores i actually do want to be doing.

& the amount of mental energy that goes into it. & the legitimate amount of anger and discomfort and self-hate. is not “being lazy”.  it’d be a lot less work if i didn’t have to fight myself to just get up and do it. 

i just need you to understand it’s not effortless. it’s never effortless. it’s not “okay let me just get up and finally start doing this.” it’s more like. i am slamming my foot on the pedal but the car is in neutral and nothing is moving. it’s more like shouting instructions into a dying telephone. it’s more like being trapped in a small electric box, and someone who hates me is administering shocks. 

im trying. im trying. please help me get up.

Thank fuck it’s Thursday.

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

you know were to find me, and I know where to look

throws on a mask that will alter his face.

.: if you can't see, I am clancy :.

Ethan, you wanna see some shit?

The rope??

The wall???!

Just the other day my dog did a big stretchy and fell off the couch

Just the other day

my dog did a big stretchy

and fell off the couch

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Barkour

yeah, people do lie on the internet, however i am so passionate about things that if i lie it will feel like i committed an autistic sin

if i just accidentally say something wrong i panic tbh catch me putting "to my knowledge" and "from what i remember" disclaimers on everything to account for human error

From what I remember, 1 + 1 = 2. I think. Not an expert though, feel free to fact check me! This is just an educated guess.

I think it's likeliest that the grass mentioned in this passage is green, and here's why, but other possibilities exist

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

we’re a social species. use your goddamn turn signal.

It makes me happy when they listen

wild few days to be a casual watcher fan

Friendly reminder that you should

The only thing that matters is you having fun! Not what others think!

Miles is ONCE AGAIN here with the jokes

I made something

they will be releasing videos a month early on their site but otherwise it will be put on youtube for free (link)