genetically-inclined

It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder

You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better

this is the best smash up yet

Great news, Smash Mouth posted a link to this on their facebook and twitter.

this is now eggfficially a Smash Mouth sanctioned remix

mentally can’t distinguish it from the original

It’s by Neil Cicierega, by the way.

you can tell because it was posted by tumblr user neilcicierega, who’s probably a big fan

HAPPY TENTH BIRTHDAY DAFT MOUTH

I forgot i had this qeued. happy tenth birthday daft mouth

our standards for humor have risen dramatically over the years. ridiculously hard to make people laugh these days when we used to be entertained with so little. originally "slapstick" was literally just that

video games should let you throw all the items you saved up so far into some big awful soup that defeats the final boss in one hit

I have to confess I'm always a bit fascinated when I see an artist posting huge quantities of Homestuck fanart, then I creep their archive and it turns out they only got into it, like, last month. It's interesting to see how people interpret the various characters' designs without the context of fifteen years worth of fandom discourse bullshit constraining them. A decade ago that blonde Vriska would have gotten them hounded off the Internet, and now it's just a thing you can do!

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh?

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out

This!

I had to grow up real fast, and shit just never stopped nevering.....

@macaroonkitti

the nuisance of our language is stunning

ahh but true slavs know they all have slightly different meanings ;)

english sucks because they have like 3 swear words combined

@one-time-i-dreamt can you answer this?

jebati - fuck someone

podjebavati - to screw around with someone

zajebavati - same as above but more joking and lighthearted

zajebati - fuck something up or fuck someone over

izjebati - could mean to fuck someone good or fuck someone up lol

ujebati - made a mistake

razjebati - break something

sjebati - fucked something up, made a mistake

nadjebavati - outsmart someone

jebuckati - to talk minor shit, also a more innocent way to say fuck

odjebati - ditch someone

najebati - get in trouble

prejebati - screw someone over, do something sneaky (bad)

dojebati - move somewhere, often said about people from rural areas moving to big towns

my personal fav - nejebica - state of fucklessness

is "kill kill bite bite kill murder" a viable skill to put in my resume

am i allowed to put "ending capitalism" and "kissing men on the lips" in the interests section of my resume

formal education.... hmmm... tumblr univer-- *a comically large anvil falls on top of my head*

WAIT DON'T DO THIS TO ME

reading customer reviews for sweatshirts with silly novelty prints that say things like "don't overpay for something that will go out of style and look tacky in a year" my friend I am trying to look as tacky as possible at all times, that is the goal

"what about when it's no longer fashionable?"

the shirt:

never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

never let being a boy stop you from being a girl

Pangur :}

I was inspired to paint Pangur so I could have the little goblin watch me sleep at night (or scream silently)

Photo reference from @pangur-and-grim