$Splimbo trotted out to his little v6 Blakker Cosmos, digging for his little keys in his little pockets. He looked around. He looked at the beautiful circle of Saturn, and he looked at the lovely array of stars and nebulas. Splimbo sighed. Much like humans have done with the blue wonder of their sky, and much like the Utter-Butter have done with their own purple wonderments of both their sky and their gaseous planetary surface, space travelling regulars, such as Splimbo Ta'lek, have grown accustomed to the vast enormity and endless possibility of Outer Space. They've taken it for granted. In such, Splimbo had not sighed out of sheer amazement in being a witness of the glory of space. No, he had sighed because he'd finally found his keys in his pocket. The sandwich shop door slammed shut. Two lanky grey beings were walking towards him. He turned and noticed the grey beings. There was a tall one, and there was a slightly taller one. They were both equally menacing, and they were both walking towards him. He turned back to face the Cosmos. He looked down at his keys, picking for the one which would open his ship's driver-side door. He glanced back over his shoulder. He was hoping to see whether the menacing aliens were still heading his way, but he'd glanced too quickly, and managed to capture nothing but a blurred image where he could roughly make out a few brightly colored blobs. He looked over his shoulder again, this time for a longer interval. He did not get a chance to turn back to his ship, as a hand grabbed his shoulder and forced the rest of his body around. This time, his vision was filled with a tall grey blob, and a slightly taller grey blob. The hand pushed him to where his back was against his ship, making him stumble a bit, and causing the ship to give a small wobble. His vision focused on a view he had, frankly, been expecting. The two black aliens stood before him. In a strange tongue he hardly understood, which sounded like every language mixed into one, they were asking him questions. Since we are currently up close with the aliens for the moment, the author will use this opportunity to give you some insight into what the aliens looked like, and what they were asking questions about. The tall alien was muscular and lean. Had this tall alien ever visited Earth, he might have been compared to a high school track runner, shortly before he was forceably taken to Area 51 and cut into many different tall pieces. His chest was covered by a metal chestplate, and his thighs and waist covered by a pair of bicycle shorts, which, as is standard for bicycle shorts, revealed much more of himself than he would have preferred. His arms were bare, showing off his pale grey skin. His head was wrapped in fabric, and his eyes were covered by a pair of red goggles. He looked altogether emotionless. His comrade looked almost exactly the same, except that he was slightly taller, and would have instead been compared to the gangly freak in high school which everyone made fun of. The language which they spoke, which sounded like every language mixed into one, was, in fact, every language mixed into one. It was the standard language for intergalactic interrogation, because it was guarenteed that every being in the galaxy would be able to, very poorly, understand it. Splimbo, who spoke Basic Galactic, was able to decipher the jumbled Basic that he heard, mixed in with languages like Western Feelucian, and Eastern Greek. The tall alien was looking Splimbo in the eyes, asking him questions like "where has he gone?" and "what did you give him?" The taller one looked at him silently and indifferently. Splimbo, who was aware that these beings were not going to be doing anything good for his new Feelucian friend, was being fairly uncooperative, and he could tell that the aliens were getting a little pissed, not by their emotions, but by their very deliberate movements, and the way they looked at each other a bit more often than a few minutes before. The taller alien unholstered his UBMB, and held the end of the barrel to Splimbo's chest. Splimbo was very familiar with this form of motivation, and decided to humor them with the information they wanted. "Listen, my friends," Splimbo said. "I think this will answer your questions." The taller one loosened his grip on the UBMB, obviously relieved that they were getting somewhere. "I do not speak much Feelucian, but we were able to communicate through the little Feelucian I knew, and the little Basic that he knew." The tall one loosened his own grip on Splimbo's shoulder, not because he was relieved, but so he could reach into his pocket and pull out a paper tablet and a cheap little souvineer Space Needle pen. He scribbled the pen on the tablet, and looked up, listening, pen at the ready. Splimbo told them about the sandwich that Gholaat had eaten, and how he had seemed like he was running from something, which made sense in hindsight. They had chatted. Mostly, it had been Splimbo chatting. Gholaat had just sort of looked at him, which Splimbo first attributed to stupidity, later realizing that Gholaat simply didn't speak Basic Galactic. The two aliens looked at him intently. This did not answer their questions at all, but Splimbo was getting there, though he was in no hurry. The tight grip onto the UBMB returned. Splimbo got the message. "Listen, boys. He didn't say much. When we started speaking the same language, he mentioned something about having to go back to some planet called Earth. All I gave him was an almond, and that's it. Seriously. Now please. He's probably already halfway to Earth by now. It might not even be worth going after him." The tall one finished writing his notes, and looked at the taller one. The taller one looked back, tilting his head to the side. They looked at Splimbo simultaneously. "Why an almond?" the taller one asked in his deep, jumbled voice. "It's a long story." Wrong Answer The tall one quickly gripped both of Splimbo's shoulders, making Splimbo jump in surprise. In what seemed almost like a continuation of the same movement, the taller one aimed his Laser Rifle-O-Matic's muzzle under Splimbo's chin, into his jaw. Splimbo jerked forcefully, but he was unable to stop the taller one from pulling the trigger. Within seconds, Splimbo Ta'lek was nothing more than a splatter of organic goo and ash in the parking lot of a certain sandwich shop in the F Ring of Saturn, except for a few reminants of his shoulders, which the tall grey alien was wiping from his hands onto his bicycle shorts. The grey aliens stood next to each other, surveying the sandwich shop. Usually, when they left places, they left them in ruins. This time, they weren't really feeling it. And so the sandwich shop stood.