@intrepidheroesource intrepid heroes appreciation week ⤳ day five: favorite moment

I think Gastronauts on Dropout is the cooking show that has made me truly appreciate the skill of professional chefs more than any other cooking show.

Like I don't know if it's because the challenges are so crazy or the fact that the judges don't have any professional input whatsoever (they're all comedians), but the combination of how utterly stoked the judges are to be eating this food and how creative the chefs get to be really works to make you marvel at just how skilled a professional chef has to be.

Other cooking shows always have a level-voiced narrator listing out shit like,

And it's fun to pretend like, 'Ah, yes. Of course! A classic of the genre! She'd be a fool not to!' as though I know anything about cooking or baking.

But on Gastronauts, it's a bunch of comedians who would really graciously appreciate some fancy food, watching chefs cook and going, like,

And then the chefs get to come out and formally present their food, which makes them look very smart. And these actors who generally can't afford Michelin star cuisine are just :DDDD!

And it's like, oh yeah. This is about my level, yes. This conveys how normal people who don't eat good food for a living would actually react. And it's super chill. It's good vibes, that show. 👌

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

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*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

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I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

Ikrit almost spat out his smoothie XD

Everything is transgender everybody transgender

Sorry the article title is even funnier

A link for everyone!

"If the president would like to hear less about the trans community, he could advise his own party to remove the massive target they’ve placed on trans people as a scapegoat for all manner of conservative political grievances."

"the ides of march". "neil banging out the tunes". "superputinelection"

love ppl online being like "ur literally 30" like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??

anyone tagging this with "Yeah but i wont be on tumblr at that age" is only fooling themselves.

we've done it again folks

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

reintegrated mark, clutching his head, bleeding from the nose, folded in half in pain: HNNNGG... oh god, I think I'm... I'm drowning in bitches...

you used to be able to play games on cartoonnetwork.com . . . now every company's website wants to give you spyware and spread corporate propaganda but I REMEMBER when you could play a BEN 10 adventure game in-browser without so much as giving away your e-mail. people's heads should be on pikes for this