lmao work takes IT security so seriously not only do we not have wifi on premises, my work laptop doesn't even have a wifi card
I love when the best method is to just go back to basics.
USB attacks arent an issue if everything is saved to CDs for passing around the office.
Keycard cloning isn't an issue if the auth system is a dude with a booklet of photos behind bulletproof glass.
etc
oh yeah we're not allowed to use any USB peripherals that haven't been vetted by IT and Security. if we need to transfer files into secure systems they are to be put on a vetted USB stick, which is then turned over to IT for destruction after being unplugged. we do have keycards but we do also have a dude behind bulletproof glass with his own bullets and gun.
dude behind bulletproof glass with his own bullets and gun.
>be me >go to rob kirch's work >security guard tells me to stop or he'll shoot >i don't stop >his bullets hit his own bulletproof glass problem.jpg
fucking lol
going even more basic.jpg
oh yeah we're not allowed to use any USB peripherals that haven't been vetted by IT and Security
I'm kinda curious how places like that deal with e.g. accessibility needs related to keyboards and the like - do they manufacture their own ergonomic keyboards? Exhaustively vet certain specific ergonomic keyboard vendors? Just force people to use crappy keyboards that hurt their hands?
Like, I've worked for several companies that have policies about unvetted USB devices but usually the vetting is pretty broad, like 'we signed business agreements with the following 45 major keyboard manufacturers so you can work with any of them', but I've never worked at an 'armed guards and bulletproof glass' level of security.