Thinking about my boy chris today ๐๐
fantastic news from the zones tumbleweeds. it looks like queen elizabeth had a clap with an exterminator that went all costa rica and got herself ghosted, dusted out on route guano.
Marx was a fun drunk as it turns out
There's no way anyone actually thinks this right
images found while on google images ยฉ
lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own
โGod may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.โ We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.
Iโve been doing this for years
Itโs all on a google doc of mine (x)
โKill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.โ -fucking Warrior Cats
We live in a socie-
Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post โyou canโt kill me in a way that mattersโ +the following uhhhh 1 sec
I find the mushroom post :)
sorry
sorry
Can we go ahead and add โone day youโll decompose, and Iโll be there to watch it happenโ to the list please
โThere is not enough time to make all the things oneโs imagination can conjureโ - @reyndesign
Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire
Guys Iโm going to make a hot take
The whole โI wish I could be with a woman, but instead Iโm stuck with my stupid, gross husband/boyfriendโ sentiment I see repeated in bi circles is just the โprogressiveโ queer version of the boomer โI hate my wifeโ jokes
No actually its fucking cool as hell and they should all cheat on their husbands with women
An hour and four minutes in. Fourth time crying.
God talking about Earth
What does a horse say in your language?
French and italian horses
Favourite Designs: Linda Friesenย โJeane dโArcโ Haute Couture Gown
Men: f*ck around > find out
Play stupid games and you get stupid prizes