I just logged in after years and I'm getting WHIPLASH
anyway, I don't even know if this return will last, I just wanted to say I'm into #chenford and reading fics again, I feel as if I have gone back in time
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every single interviewer whose work is included in leonard cohen on leonard cohen included some note that is basically along the lines of “i’ve always loved leonard cohen and was so excited and also nervous to interview him but when we met he was really courteous and charming and also yeah i instantly understood why this man fucked as much as he did”
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One of my least favorite shots in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the one where Voldemort is leaning over Dumbledore’s corpse to take the Elder wand.
I hate it so much. What is the rest of his body doing? It’s implied that he’s planking ominously in the air. Some people might say ‘oh this is homoerotic’ but PLANKING OMINOUSLY IN THE AIR is both unsexy and too ridiculous to be properly evil. I hate this shot and I hate that it was echoed in The Dark Tower movie with Walter and Roland.
i have some more suggestions
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I accidentally changed a setting on my keyboard and while trying to fix it (no luck) I discovered that my phone has obtained German Duolingo stickers out of nowhere, which is both whimsical and totally on brand with Duo's creepy stalker vibe. I'm scared.
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U kno what???? Honestly?? All jokes side about the Duolingo owl, Duolingo is one of the only language education services I know of that doesn’t charge for the full course and I really think we don’t appreciate that enough in a world where knowledge is severely (and increasing) restricted based on income. I just went through the app store and downloaded every language app I can find, and the only two that didn’t charge hefty subscription fees to access all the lessons were duolingo and memrise. Support free education.
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@she-was-a-gay-stripper here you are… unfortunately, this hellsite won’t let me upload the whole song, BUT! here is the most important part, along with terrible singing and voice cracks.
@badqueenideas I brought one to life
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👏🏻 It 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 OK 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 start 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 conversation 👏🏻 with 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 stranger 👏🏻 with 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 dick 👏🏻 pic 👏🏻
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ppl with the kim possible text tone be putting their phone on loud and waiting for people to text them in public. girl we heard it
I'm obviously barely on Tumblr and I logged in after who knows how long and I noticed somebody had read at least 5 of my fics and the only thing I have to say is Why? But also I'm really thankful
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right in the guts. angst sentences.
- “It always comes back to this with you, doesn’t it?”
- “Why can’t you just learn to let the fuck go.”
- “Did it over occur to you that I never wanted this to begin with?”
- “Why can’t you just look at me for one god damn second!”
- “Let go of my hand.”
- “I don’t want to talk to you right now.”
- “Why are you — saying all these things —”
- “You know what? I was wrong. You never really meant anything to me. You’re broken, you’re beyond fixing, you’re not something I want to take the time to handle. Simple as that.”
- “You’re a god damn mistake, that’s what you are.”
- “I never wanted anything to do with you to begin with.”
- “This, us, was a fucking mistake and I should have known the second things went further than planned.”
- “I can’t do this anymore.”
- “I don’t want anything to do with you anymore.”
- “If anything, you were a fucking waste of time.”
- “I just don’t feel anything anymore.”
- “Looking at you I see nothing but something I need to put an end to.”
- “Oh? Really? You thought we had a future? What gave you that idea.”
- “Is this even going anywhere?”
- “Why can’t we just talk about it —”
- “Does it ever occur to you that I am done talking? That I am done with reflecting upon my words and action? Can’t you just take a fucking hint that I’m done with you? I don’t want anything to do with you anymore.”
- “We’re through. I don’t want to do this anymore.”
- “You were broken to begin with.”
- “How am I supposed to ‘love you’ when I never had feelings to being with.”
- “Haha, I don’t know who gave you THAT idea, but we’re not an item. We never were.”
- “I’d like for you to leave now.”
- “Just get out. Get out and leave me alone.”
- “Why are you — saying all these things??? Where did they come from???”
- “If you never were happy to begin with, how come you never told me?! I would have listened, I would have helped —”
- “I don’t need, or want help, what I want is for you to get the fuck away from me.”
- “You’re damaged goods and I can’t find the patience to take on you as a project.”
- “You’re the kind of crazy I don’t want to deal with.”
- “Lately you’ve become a burden, and I can’t handle it anymore.”
- “If you’d just leave me alone, that’d be great.”
- “Oh come on, the second we got to know each other, the due date were already set on us. We were never meant to last forever. Our relationship had a deadline, and now we’re at it; so, what you gonna do?”
- “This is all on you.”
- “Save your tears. I’m done here.”
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right in the guts. angst sentences.
- “It always comes back to this with you, doesn’t it?”
- “Why can’t you just learn to let the fuck go.”
- “Did it over occur to you that I never wanted this to begin with?”
- “Why can’t you just look at me for one god damn second!”
- “Let go of my hand.”
- “I don’t want to talk to you right now.”
- “Why are you — saying all these things —”
- “You know what? I was wrong. You never really meant anything to me. You’re broken, you’re beyond fixing, you’re not something I want to take the time to handle. Simple as that.”
- “You’re a god damn mistake, that’s what you are.”
- “I never wanted anything to do with you to begin with.”
- “This, us, was a fucking mistake and I should have known the second things went further than planned.”
- “I can’t do this anymore.”
- “I don’t want anything to do with you anymore.”
- “If anything, you were a fucking waste of time.”
- “I just don’t feel anything anymore.”
- “Looking at you I see nothing but something I need to put an end to.”
- “Oh? Really? You thought we had a future? What gave you that idea.”
- “Is this even going anywhere?”
- “Why can’t we just talk about it —”
- “Does it ever occur to you that I am done talking? That I am done with reflecting upon my words and action? Can’t you just take a fucking hint that I’m done with you? I don’t want anything to do with you anymore.”
- “We’re through. I don’t want to do this anymore.”
- “You were broken to begin with.”
- “How am I supposed to ‘love you’ when I never had feelings to being with.”
- “Haha, I don’t know who gave you THAT idea, but we’re not an item. We never were.”
- “I’d like for you to leave now.”
- “Just get out. Get out and leave me alone.”
- “Why are you — saying all these things??? Where did they come from???”
- “If you never were happy to begin with, how come you never told me?! I would have listened, I would have helped —”
- “I don’t need, or want help, what I want is for you to get the fuck away from me.”
- “You’re damaged goods and I can’t find the patience to take on you as a project.”
- “You’re the kind of crazy I don’t want to deal with.”
- “Lately you’ve become a burden, and I can’t handle it anymore.”
- “If you’d just leave me alone, that’d be great.”
- “Oh come on, the second we got to know each other, the due date were already set on us. We were never meant to last forever. Our relationship had a deadline, and now we’re at it; so, what you gonna do?”
- “This is all on you.”
- “Save your tears. I’m done here.”
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If you don’t become the ocean, you’ll be seasick every day.
Leonard Cohen
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“And everything depends on how near you sleep to me.”
— Leonard Cohen
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“I wish I could say everything in one word. I hate all the things that can happen between the beginning of a sentence and the end.”
— Leonard Cohen
In love with the concept that men still wear hats like that
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Where’s that one greentext about the guy on a cruise that clogged the toilet and got a maid that didn’t speak English so he showed her the clogged toilet and flushed and it went down so he basically just made the maid watch him flush a massive shit
this it?
YES
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vampireapologist-archive-deacti
yo show up at my wake and walk upstairs to the bedroom to say goodbye but instead of a casket you find out my body’s in one of these
one time my childhood friend was playing outside in this same turtle sandbox and she got tired so she laid down in the sand and covered it and fell asleep and her mom couldn’t find her and they put out an amber alert and the cops came and questioned my 10 year old ass because I was “the last person to see her alive”