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Listen... I get it... It is rough out here. Between the catfish and the minors it is not an easy place to score. So... Here's a thought...
Look, I'm sure some of you are getting more virtual WAP thrown at you than you know what to do with... I mean, fuck... For some of you that is one. But, for the rest of you. Just stop trying so hard. I can't tell you the number of places on my profile, and in my posts, I talk about not looking for a partner and how I'm not here for that. Christ, it has brought them out of the woodwork. Believe me. Just stop trying to hump every woman's inbox. Just try to be.... Normal?
Stop thinking because she posts degradation kinks that means YOU, this unknown quantity, should woo her by describing in detail how you are going to find out where she lives and stalk her for two weeks and then rape her as your first communication. Like... The ratio of women who might find that awesome from an unknown guy is so low, just play the odds, my dude. Get to know her vanilla-like first. One of these nights... She is going to be horny and lonely, and that little profile picture of yours (Which better not be a goddamn cock) is looking mighty good. So she PMs you and starts chatting. If you don't act like a buck rabbit at a furry convention, you might get the green light.
Could you stop sending unsolicited pictures? Yes, even the non-pervy ones of you. They will let you know if they want you to DM a picture. And while we are on the subject, stop asking for pictures from random women. If and when they feel comfortable, they will send them. Believe you, me..... Fuck, I haven't ever asked for that kind of picture, and they get nudes sent to me all the time. Not that I'm complaining, exactly. Old man like me realizes how frivolous it is to throw away women like that... They may be scarce someday... (Special kudos if you get the reference)
Look... All I'm saying... Is the women out there are just as fucking horny as you are. But they have to know you are safe. You aren't a psychotic serial killer. You aren't a sexual predator. You are allowed within 500 feet of a school zone. Just try to actually behave in a manner that might communicate that.
I promise the two of you will make all your mutuals sick with all the messages you write back and forth to each other reblogging. Trust me on this one, my dudes....
