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mtomauw

Any curse, chain mail, whatever reblog or you’ll ____ post.

Has now been broken. Enjoy your day/night as a free/safe human being~

bless your soul

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venomxblast

you beautiful perfect being

reblogging for anyone who gets anxiety for such things x

Saw another horrible ‘reblog or you’ll have bad luck’ post, and thought I’d re-queue this for anyone how needs it. :)

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I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

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maryburgers

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

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secondlina

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

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cinnappo

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

oh what the hell…lol.

this is important

ROGER WORKS

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

Roger work your magic I want this whole coronavirus thing to end

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I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

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maryburgers

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

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secondlina

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

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cinnappo

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

oh what the hell…lol.

this is important

ROGER WORKS

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

Roger work your magic I want this whole coronavirus thing to end

Why not

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Anonymous asked:

i like the cooking post! what about the gang and their eating habits?

Sonic Gang + Eating Habits 

Sonic- Table manners? What are table manners? He is a messy eater, but certainly not picky. He’ll eat just about anything you stick in front of him! Because of his fast metabolism, he eats more often than the average person; his being a teenager does not help with this fact either.

Tails- He loves Chinese food. In fact, he orders take out so much from one particular joint, that the owners know him by name! Tails also doesn’t like to take the time out to eat. Often times his friends catch him with a plate of food down in his workshop. 

Amy- She is trained in table manners. She even knows the proper placing of the food utensils. Unfortunately, all those etiquette lessons go right out the window when her temper gets riled up. She has a weakness for sweets and has to moderate herself when around them.

Knuckles- He is a very slow eater, therefore always is the last one to finish his plate. His diets is actually a very healthy one made up mostly of fruits.

Silver- He judges food by the way it smells. If it smells bad, it probably tastes bad too. But if they pass the smell test, he is willing to try it. 

Blaze- She’s not too adventurous when it comes to food. She has a select menu of things she’ll eat and that suits her fine. However, Blaze does love chocolate. She also has very good table manners.

Shadow- He rarely sits down for big meals, preferring to eat smaller portions throughout the day. Food isn’t really something he finds particularly enjoyable. 

Vector- He eats with his mouth opened and everyone finds it absolutely disgusting. As for his diet…it’s terrible. TV diners are his best friend because who has time to cook when you’re being a detective? One time for his New Year’s resolution, he said he would start eating healthier. He broke his resolution within 3 hours of making it. 

Espio- He loves exotic foods that other’s find repulsive. He tries to stick to a healthy diet, but living with Vector and Charmy make it rather difficult. Fun fact: he was the one who taught Sonic how to use chopsticks. 

Charmy- He is a picky eater! Chicken nuggets and burgers are about the extent of his likes. McDonald’s is his idea of a gourmet meal (plus they have a play set and that is just awesome!)

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IM SILVER!!!

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spitbruise

(STARTER CALL: Dark Sonic)

Sonic clutched at his ears, rocking himself back and forth slowly on the ground as he silently cursed at himself. It had happened again, he doesn’t know why it keeps happening. But he does know one thing...

It’s getting worse everyday.

The dark blue hedgehog put his hands on the floor and slowly pushed himself up onto his knees. He needed to get a better look at himself. Sonic slowly stood up and turned his head, looking at his reflection.

He didn’t...look like himself. His ear twitched slightly as he studied his features like he had done so many times before. His fur was still the same dark blue, emitting a smokey dark aura around him. But his eyes, his eyes were different now. They were almost a ghostly white, hiding his once green irises.

‘What’s happening to me?’

Sonic clenched his fists in anger, biting down on his lower lip as he let out a growl. He suddenly grabbed the mirror by it’s sides and threw it to the ground, letting out a yell as it shattered on the floor beneath him. He barley almost got cut.

“Sonic?”

His eyes widened in fear as he heard Maddie’s voice outside of the bathroom. She couldn’t see him like this..

He frantically looked around the room, spotting the window just above the bathroom sink, he could jump out and run! Yeah, that’ll do...

Sonic turned around and locked the door, climbing up onto the sink.

“Are you okay?“

He could hear her jiggling the doorknob. Sonic was already up on the counter, trying to get the window to open, “I’m fine!”

“Sonic you get out here this instant! I heard something break what’s wrong?” Her voice showed concern as she continued to jiggle the doorknob, “Open this door!”

“I SAID I’M FINE!” He shouted back at her, his anger slowly starting to rise as he accidentally shattered the window. He winced in pain as he accidentally cut himself on his hand.

His ears perked up as he suddenly heard Maddie starting to slam herself into the door, trying to break it open.

‘Time to go!’

Sonic slowly squeezed himself out of the tiny window, being careful not to cut himself on the sharp glass. As soon as he was outside he ran off into the woods, maybe he could burn off the dark energy? He hoped that it would work this time..

Peter was walking home from the subway. He was on his phone looking at memes. Until he heard the sound of glass smashing. He then saw a humanoid dark blue hedgehog jump out and disappear in a flash. What was that thing? Whatever that thing was it could give quicksilver a run for his money. He then started following the footprints left by the creature.

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spitbruise

is sonic a theatre kid

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(Depends on which theatre kid you’re talking about.)

(Those who go on stage and perform? No. Those who religiously listen to musicals everyday? Yes. He’s not a shy kid, but when it comes to singing he won’t do it in front of a live audience. The only people who’ve listened to him sing are a few close friends and family.)

(At the moment, he listens to a lot of kid friendly musicals, like Newsies, The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, Annie, Seussical, Wicked, Shrek The Musical, etc etc. When he’s a bit older he’d probably listen to the adult musicals, like Hamilton and Mean Girls.)

(And no, Matylda. He will NOT listen to Falsettos.)

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LET SONIC HAVE THE GAY

(I WILL NOT LET A 14 YEAR OLD LISTEN TO A MUSICAL ABOUT STDS)

WELL FUCK YOU

hey sonic there’s this really cool musical called uhhhhh falsettos just don’t tell your mum ok

(SONIC CAN’T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW. HE’S PLAYING MINECRAFT. NOW SHOO)

HES PLAYING MINECRAFT PE AND THAT IS ON THE PHONE AND I SENT HIM THE BOOTLEG. HAHAHAHAHA

(MATYLDA NO. HE’S TOO INNOCENT)

matylda yes...

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spitbruise

is sonic a theatre kid

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(Depends on which theatre kid you’re talking about.)

(Those who go on stage and perform? No. Those who religiously listen to musicals everyday? Yes. He’s not a shy kid, but when it comes to singing he won’t do it in front of a live audience. The only people who’ve listened to him sing are a few close friends and family.)

(At the moment, he listens to a lot of kid friendly musicals, like Newsies, The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, Annie, Seussical, Wicked, Shrek The Musical, etc etc. When he’s a bit older he’d probably listen to the adult musicals, like Hamilton and Mean Girls.)

(And no, Matylda. He will NOT listen to Falsettos.)

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LET SONIC HAVE THE GAY

(I WILL NOT LET A 14 YEAR OLD LISTEN TO A MUSICAL ABOUT STDS)

HE WILL NOT HAVE STD THEATRE

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"Son..Sonic? You okay?" (Au Mike.)

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Sonic snaps his head around, scowling at the sight of the human. "Oh...You." He mutters out, sparks of the bright blue lightning flowing around his body. He didn't seem to notice... or mind.

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"Y..Yeah..I-Its me. Is something the m-m-matter?" Mike asked as he began to worry about what was going to happen.

How dare he pretend that it's him who was hurt. Did he not remember what he put your through. I remember. I remember all of those tests. I remember the feeling of hopelessness when he locked me in Robotnik's lab. Alone. I thought he was my friend...No. He's not. Sonic closes his eyes slowly as the electricity seemed to become brighter. "What's the matter Mike? You look...scared..."

"O..of course I'm scared. What's going on?" Mike asked as he felt his heart beat faster and faster. "S..Sonic. d..Do you want me to get maddie?"

Slowly, a grin forms on Sonic’s face.

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"Maddie? What? Are you just that pathetic and hopeless that you can't even protect yourself from me??" The hedgehog scoffs. It didn't even seem like the same person anymore..."What's that matter, Mike? Are you scared I'm gonna do something to you? Scared I'm gonna hurt you?" He chuckles. "How's it feel, Mike? How does it feel to be afraid??"

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prowl-mun

Della : Go to your room NOW.

Louie: Oh Yeah? Hey Mom. MAKE ME!

Dewy: Louie What are you doing?!

Della: Say That Again…..

Louie: ( slowly)  Make Meeeeeee.

( cut to Louie in his room)

Louie: *sigh* She made Me….

FUCKING CRUEL BASTARD DONT EVER THROW WATER AT SONIC AGAIN MORON

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