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do you ever lay in a position so uncomfortable you can actually feel it damaging your body but ur too lazy to move

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

this next cup of coffee will fix me

im worse now

I am going to fucking frow up

I think toy doctors are so nice actually like i remember being a little heartbroken kid when one of my beloved stuffed animals got old and torn up and my mom just threw him out. And i know what it would have meant to me, to have someone lovingly stitch him back up instead so i could love him just a little longer. And I’m really glad there are little kids out there who get to see pictures of their stuffed animals and dolls with little fake hospital beds and casts as they “rest & heal” before returning to them good as new. Like what a sweet thing to do with your life.

This is so nice 🥺

It’s also so good for normalising the idea of illness, hospitals and recovery not being bad or scary places, even if sometimes they’re not very nice, because the people there are doing kind things to make you better so you can go back home. No one knows which kids are going to end up dealing with major traumatic illnesses or injuries, and having a safe framework for the idea of a hospital, a safe, painless, vicarious hospital experience is such valuable preparation

not gonna cry not gonna cry not gonna cry not gonna cry not gonna

Unmute !

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Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?

Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday

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wheres the revolutionary gay movie for the ones who didnt have a dramatic highschool romance because theyve never met another gay person for longer than 20 minutes but also werent tormented by homophobia from family or the public. just been at home chillin in a box for 18 years

this movie

kyle maclachlan as dale cooper in the original series promo for twin peaks

literally obsessed with this tiktok (x)

Godzilla after he fucks up Tokyo for the 6th time this week

I literally feel like doing this to every body of water I pass

there’s something very compelling about this concept, which is executed perfectly in this clip

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

🎥: Gambino_911

My friend is telling me about guy he dated who was some hyper credentialed expert in nuclear science and was constantly getting turned down for jobs and people told him hey it’s probably your very explicit sex/kink Instagram publicly available under your real name and he said yeah probably but this is how I want to live my life

heavy is the neck that wears the collar