danny de-teeth-o

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

Where will the lies end?

guess where the boys are

They are in bed let them rest

*goes up to a lesbian couple* so which of u is the cheetah (built for speed in open areas) and which of u is the jaguar (built for strength and stealth in wooded foresty areas)

who’s justin bieber

I just wanted to use the microwave

Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.

Put what back

lifehack

if you catch and fight the UPS guy and win you get to keep all the packages in the truck

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ugly little man

DO NOT CALL HIM UGLY

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

*holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk*

*swings my arm around at maximum velocity and flings u into the sun*

@foreverabrokenfighter

Mood: musical bootlegs with wacky titles as to throw off the copyright police

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