i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.

Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.

the smash or pass blog isn't active any more so i have to take matters into my own hands

reblogs help sample size

i want him so badly

lmaooo

We love to see it

#oh my god#all of them???

Yes! All of them! It's not a defect, it's a design flaw! They made an accelerator pedal that can accidentally wedge itself down flat!

need a mech to pilot to work instead of my subaru

I’d say it’s moreso even

My pride stickers would be even more redundant than they already are

my mum’s taking my dog to get his nuts removed today

outcome unclear

i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

This is like the greatest animal ive ever seen

my fave riff on miku binder jefferson is the one with ted kaczinsky on horse piss estrogen

(couldn't find the artist's socials)

I was going to make an "average transfem mathematician tbh" kind of joke here, but I checked his Wikipedia page to make sure that I had his field of math correct and

...I have absolutely no idea what to do with that information. This is like finding out that Thomas Jefferson bought a Miku binder and then returned it to the store without trying it on. I am completely at a loss here.

I say this a lot so it might sound cheapened, but I cannot overstate how much transitioning would have saved her

One thing I love about KH3 is how it gives Sora the option to do these more mundane, everyday activites, and how this makes his disappearance at the end of the game feel a bit more tragic (to me, anyway).

Sora hasn't really been a normal kid in...well, several years, I suppose. But in KH3 he's doing things like: getting a phone for the first time and taking selfies + picture of his friends, snapping photos of new locales he visits like one would when traveling for recreation, sledding down a snowy mountain, learning how to cook, dancing at a festival with strangers, playing a video game, etc. These are all optional diversions and minigames of course, but they're slightly less video game-y in the sense that they involve very normal activites that a real person would do, and aren't something like...hanging by a balloon helping a stuffed bear get honey from a tree, as an example.

For once, he's getting the chance to enjoy life's simpler pleasures. But it's almost like he's finally getting the opportunity to do these things again precisely because it's his last chance to. I feel like this is conveyed in a really poignant way when Re:Mind's ending reveals that Sora decides to spend what little time he has left with a good friend he's unintentionally been neglecting, engaging in simple, human activities like watching fireworks or watching the sunset.

And I can't help but imagine that, after he disappears, Kairi and Riku go looking through his phone for clues...only to come across his photo roll, documenting his journey throughout KH3. Silly selfies, photos of the dishes he's made with Little Chef, beautiful vistas, captured moments of joy and whimsy. And it's the last remaining record of the normal life that destiny simply won't let him have.

"okay maybe I AM pretty..." says the most gorgeous girl you've ever seen in your life as she looks into the mirror

Hello my fellow dykes, we have officially become visible ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

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*getting turned on* oh baby my penis is becoming different

how it feels to be stupid as fuck and also never leave the house or dream ever