you want some big dog

Congrats you have appeased the olm-giving alien

raw, next question

I’m every one in this

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

It’s back!

I looked this up because I had to know what it’s from. It’s a film called The Gay Deceivers (1969), and it’s about two straight men who, seeking to avoid the draft, claim to be gay, but then have to keep up the pretense when the army places them under surveillance.

The man in the red cardigan in the clip was played by Michael Greer, who was openly gay himself - unusual for the time. He actually worked closely with the director and rewrote much of the film’s dialogue to reduce the homophobia and make it more realistic. As a result it’s quite progressive for its time, having a gay character, played by a gay man, living in a happy same-sex relationship, which is more than a lot of media offers us today.

Plus the clip is delightful.

I just needed this again.

schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

take your meds

no. Take me instead.

(source)

There are so many ways to make moodboards, bookcovers, and icons without infringing copyright! As artists, authors, and other creatives, we need to be especially careful not to use someone else’s work and pass it off as our own. 

Please add on if you know any more sites for free images <3

Thanks for the information!!

now this, this is the good shit, yeeeeeah

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

if the "Complaint" links are not visible for you:

this is very bad info, im glad to share it so that people know how not to do it accidentally

seriously thinking about becoming a Butcher just so I can joke about knowing how to handle my meat.  

The interview went really well

The trial shift went really well

I got the job

i ended up quitting that job after 8 months, doing an access course, im now in my second year of university

the dog i live with just smelt my tissue i coughed into and stared at me for a full minute.

what do you know?

reblogging cos i just realised what the dog knew.

I HAD TO HAVE BRAIN SURGERY ABOUT A MONTH AFTER I POSTED THAT

take your meds right fucking now or I will kiss your dad. after that I'll become your dad. I'm not replacing him. I'm gonna make your dad polyamorous. I'm not gonna ruin your family, I'm gonna join it

ima get a second parent? *puts meds down*

>work more hours to buy more weed

>have to buy more weed because more work means more joint pain

>work more hours to buy more weed

>have to buy more weed because more work means more joint pain

-work more hou

i do the same but with coffee and haribos

My cartoon for this weekend’s Guardian books.

p.s. my latest book cartoons collection is Revenge of the Librarians: tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2

I feel seen. And mocked. And understood.

same mate, same

...do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-

oh mein gott, zis vebsite is full of scheißepfosten

katzen sind lecker

@catsinvalhalla

Me right now

okokok im not going to post too much about good omens here, but this is something im screaming (somewhat lovingly and somewhat painfully)

habe you ever created a character specifically to go through the horrors and then realized that you don't want him to go through the horrors anymore

i changed my mind i want him safe at home before 6 sober and content ready for dinner

writing my book is so traumatic, like the poor guys just wanna make things better and my main character just accidently makes things... worse :(

Mad because you don't have bird vision?

Seethe . You will never b them

I often wonder how the crows see me,

I may be big and stompy,

Ungraceful and loud,

Land-bound, scary.

But what about the colours that paint my skin?

The colours which I cannot begin to comprehend.

Do they see a fire in my eyes of brown and green?

Or an ocean in my forest brown hair?

How beautiful a sunset is to me,

Oh to be a bird and see the sun rise,

The yellows, the oranges,

the blues in the seas.

I often wonder how the crows see me,

am I big and stompy?

Ungraceful and loud,

Land-bound, and beautiful?