gelerts are just better lupes btw

lupes are redundant because we have gelerts, which are just better versions of lupes

to reiterate: fuck lupes, and lupe lovers. gelerts are just upgraded lupes

if i’ve said it once i’ve said it a thousand times

How the fuck is this not a thing? This is like common sense? Who would even with Lupes

WHY ARE GELERTS CALLED GELERTS. IF YOU HAVE ANSWERS, YOU ARE MORALLY OBLIGATED TO SHARE THEM

stealthy eyries are great

Me with insomnia had ideas I am surprised this paint brush for petpets doesn't exist yet

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a gif dedicated 2 playing the old neopets on those manilla colored desktops when u were like 12

i got a lil too into making this design of Christuffer for @interruptingkau but oh well, i love plushie pets 😜 

my design headcanon: an old stuffed butcher that is tearing apart at the seams. his stuffing is so old that it no longer holds its soft white color but a dingy grey, and he constantly has to shove the stuffing back into the holes and stitch it up. he doesn’t get a lot of visitors to the meat counter, but he’s a friendly ol coot. one of his arms is slightly shorter due to a tear, which he patched up but not the best.

-returns to their abandoned neoblog just to post their new neosona, more accurate of their state rn and then goes away again-

Xithera for @starry-aishas 

it’s beautiful! thank you so much!!!

So many atheists/agnostics on the neotag! Wait, does that mean Neopets is appealing to heathens? Or did Neopets make us heathens???

being on neopets makes you realize god is dead 

21/55 jub-jub!!

my current dream pet hehe!!

Something has happened! A chubby gray poogle hops out of Etiki’s head and says, ‘Happy New Year! You deserve the best year ever! BUY ME MORE TOYS!!!‘ 

For the Neotag redraw thing. 

There’s a groomer that has colored his dog after being inspired by a fire lupe. This is awesome and reminds me of the time when we had flames on everything. (Also, this is pet safe color)

53/55 xweetok!!