obsessed

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

i love it so much every time i see it

“ugh stupid gravity” 

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.

This is fascinating for two reasons.

1. They haven’t actually apologised for anything. She’s pre-emptively rejecting an apology that they have no intention of giving.

2. Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson are extremely well-liked. A lot of people are more attached to them in their roles as they are to the actual characters in the books.

What does JK Rowling gain by coming out with this?

JK Rowling earnestly believes that it's just a matter of time until everyone else sees how "wrong" they are and love her once again.

Everyone knows that things aren't working anymore, it's just that if you have a scientific materialist understanding of the world you can actually know *why* it's not working, whereas if you have a demon-haunted view of the world, your impulse is going to be to try to sacrifice someone to appease the gods.

The Evil Ogre's poison trident is used to puncture the bodies of men and women

who will YOU be voting for this November?

THE THICK OF IT | 4.02

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Death to settler colonialism, free Palestine!

If anyone still thinks the original tweet was an exaggeration, here’s a video from 2009 of Israeli's watching bombs falling on Gaza

Transcript from their interview with Keren Levy, an Israeli real estate agent:

This is from 2009

I'm newish here but I wanted to share pictures of the table I'm working on! It's just a table top at the moment but still

Yes it's one of those resin tables and yes it needs to be buffed

Time taken so far: 540 minutes

The Batman (2022) is a comedy™

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

Behold, the digital artchery glove!

….but Wait…

…….!!!

FUCKA YOUUU!!!!!

Ok but wgat if we held hands…..

and we both had carpal tunnel syndrome 😳

not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫

I really like when older folks make funny videos. There's no age cutoff for having a sense of humor or being silly.

+Bonus

I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

Bringing this back...

Vincent Price and Christopher Lee playing chess on the set of The Oblong Box (1969)