what’s it like on the blurred icon side of tumblr? can’t relate to their life because i’m a child of god and cousin to jesus christ

what is the january mood?

life is about eating fruit and loving women and then you die

dark breakfast club

please forget about me

A drawing a day keeps my soul okay. 🌷 / from sketchbook with love

*wakes up in my own bed on a regular day* what? is this hell? am I in hell?

who was i before i found out i had adhd. Like Oh my almost never works but im fine

i got distracted and accidentally omitted the word Brain. this post was performance art

the girl of my dreams is just me but with more money

if my son cheats on his girlfriend ima smack the shit out of him and send the girl a sephora giftcard.

THOT! THOT!

OOH, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

HEY, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

SAY, WE GOT IT!

THOT CHOCOLATE!

W E    G O T    I T

Me: I hate corny shit

*sees something corny*

Me: *blushing* I….hate…corny..shit…

this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

i. forgot to give context for this

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth