The Addams Family (1991)

im not sure im ready to go there with you mario

tumblr peaked when we were able to cyberbully john green

monster factory is just “what if victor frankenstein actually loved his monster and then gave him a gun”

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

Userboxes are just modern day deviantart stamps

Nasa spots mysterious heart-shaped craters on the surface of Mars. Mars wishes you love ❤

life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are - you are never as annoying as you think you are - you are never as boring as you think you are - your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are  - you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for - chin up, dude

Is anyone ever going to talk about the fact that George Washington is naked on the US quarter coin?

Look at his clearly defined neck and collarbone. He’s shirtless. Compare to Thomas Jefferson on the US nickel:

or Abraham Lincoln on the penny:

Franklin D Roosevelt on the dime cuts off at his neck, so it’s entirely possible that he’s wearing a shirt but it’s just not showing.

Why did the person who designed the quarter choose to leave him shirtless??? Why would they make the decision to leave his neck and collarbone exposed???? What new conspiracy is behind this wh

george washington wore nothing but a thong his entire presidency and no one has uncovered the truth Untill Now

it was never mentioned in the books because it wasn’t important to america’s journey

who knew the perfect man was only $2.99

He’s perfect because I can vore him

ok post cancelled! wow ok nice job everybody im gonna go cry myself to sleep

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me

nice try mario

Riley J. Dennis is honestly a gem

honestly? this is the shittiest timeline + version of me imaginable like.. don’t have claws. don’t have powers. not even 5′9. what kind of bullshit. what’s the point