50 Wordless Ways to Say “I Love You”
Pairing: Ride or Die | Colt x Ellie
Summary: A highlight reel of the most important moments of their life.
A/N: Highly suggest reading this in order (all even numbers for Colt). @lovehugsandcandy @dancingboba @choicesarehard
#39 Giving them your dessert when you eat out because it’s their favorite.
Ellie balks at her husband, her partner, the love of her life as she clutches her chest in utter betrayal.
“You would say no to your wife? Your pregnant wife?”
“I told you to order the cobbler El and you said no, this is on you,” Colt huffs, almost stabbing his fork into the slice of cobbler on his plate.
Sam, one of Colt’s oldest crew member/MPC’s unofficial second-in-command/official unlicensed medic, stares at the couple in front him. His eyes bounce wearily and nervously at the exchange, the soft ambient and calm background music of the restaurant a stark contrast to what’s happening on their table.
“Look. If you guys are going to fight, I can just leave.”
“We’re not fighting,” Colt says before he leans in towards Sam, his voice a whisper but not really. “Even if I tell her to order her own slice right now, she’s not going to do it.”
“Because I won’t be able to finish it!” Ellie argues back, her initial feelings of betrayal turning into annoyance now. “I just want a bite Colt, that’s all I’m asking.”
“Yeah? A bite of what? The entire slice? Because that’s what you always do El. You can’t fool me.”
Sam groans and tries his best to drown out the voices of the two idiots in front of him so he can go back to enjoying his own. He’s pretty much used to the idiotic dynamic between his two friends and although on most days he can tolerate it, even finding it funny, he foolishly thought that this dinner invite was going to be different because maybe a public space would calm them both down and urge them to be in their best behavior.
But he was wrong and Sam is now mentally putting on his clown makeup.
“I’ll order the cobbler and you can eat from my plate Ellie,” Sam offers a peace treaty, earning a look of shock from both of them.
“That’s not the point Sam but thank you,” Ellie replies.
“Yeah and if my wife’s going to eat dessert off of someone’s plate, then it’s going to be mine.”
“Then give me a bite already!”
“No you need to learn to just order when I tell you to so this doesn’t become a problem!”
Sam drops his head into his hands, the feeling of physical exasperation heavy on his whole body. In moments like these, Sam sometimes forgets how absolutely brutal and terrifying Colt can be. Away from Ellie and in the crew and during business deals, Colt is truly a force to be reckoned with. Akin to a fire that burns with the legacy of the Kaneko name, it’s absolutely frightening to see Colt work and plot. It’s no wonder that no matter how many attempts have been made on his life, on his crew and on Ellie’s life (that Ellie doesn’t even know of) no one has been able to touch him.
But when he’s with Ellie, god, it seems like he’s nothing but a child that likes to bicker and tease the girl he likes just to get a rise out of her.
Ellie narrows her eyes, crossing her arms in front of her as she uses her final and ultimate Hail Mary.
“I’m not the only one who wants a bite, you know?” She places a gentle hand on her four-month old bump. “Our baby wants it too.”
Colt pauses, the scowl on his face deepening before he finally relents and drops the plate in front of Ellie with a huff. “You’re so fucking annoying.”
Ellie grins in triumph and turns to Sam with a thumbs up, as if to say ‘we did it’ before she proceeds to—just as Colt predicted—eat more than just “one” bite.
Sam looks at the two with a small smile. It’s ridiculous how these two can “fight” but by the next five minutes or so, go on as if nothing ever happened. As if the great cobbler debacle never even transpired and they’re back to their usual selves.
Sam guesses that this is why they bicker so much. They never really find a solution to their bickering so when the problem comes up again, they’ll just be stuck in the same loop.
But they’ve never really had a major fight before. When Colt senses an oncoming problem between them, he drops everything in the crew and goes straight to her to resolve it. He never lets it reach a boiling point, Colt had said to him when they were planning for a job together, because when small problems aren’t fixed early on it becomes bigger down the road.
And Sam fondly guesses that the bickering is actually their expression of love for each other. It’s admirable even. That they’re so comfortable and sure about their feelings for each other that they can bicker as much as they want and know that it won’t affect their relationship and still love each other as if no time has passed at all.
It truly is one of the better aspects of their relationship.
“…Colt?” Ellie speaks up, looking up at Colt sheepishly. “Could you uh…order me another slice?”
“Are you fucking kidding me?!”
Sam immediately takes back all of his assumptions.
He realizes that no, they’re both just idiots and there’s nothing admirable about their bickering at all as he goes back to his own dessert and tries to pretend he doesn’t know the two people in front of him when Colt angrily waves over the waiter to order another slice of cobbler for his wife.