rb if ur kevin

all supernatural characters ranked:

10. you

9. cannot

8. rank

7. them

6. because

5. they

4. all

3. are

2. amazing

1. castiel

Concept: one of those cliché angel/demon romances, except the demon is the stuffy, orthodox one and the angel is like “hold my beer”.

#demon: youre SUPPOSED to be a background influence!! no one is supposed to see you!!! youre not supposed to leave any sign of ur presence!#angel *sneezes and twenty feathers drift to the ground*: lmao im gonna cure this chicks blindness and make that guy rethink his life choices (via @andsotheuniverseended)

demon: *sits there drawing up a long contract for a lawyer’s human soul, working out the loopholes because lawyers are sneaky* angel: i think that dude is on lsd lmao i’m gonna go talk to him in my true form demon: don’t you have burning wings and a thousand eyes or something angel: haha ye deom: *long sigh*

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

There is legit an app called “RunPee” that tells you when you can get up and go pee without missing anything important. You hit the timer when the movie starts and then it vibrates when you can make a pee run. It even gives you a little summary of what you missed that you can read while you pee.

Reblogging to save lives

Oh my god I need this

Dark Angel Interview

That’s a fair assessment:

i could watch that man move for the rest of time

You forgot the gif where he flips/jump from laying on the ground to crouching. I think that’s from Dark Angel

You mean this kip? ^.^

He does this as Ben in Dark Angel: 1.18 - Pollo Loco

I believe he also jumped through handcuffs to get his hands in front of him in that episode, which impressed the heck out of the writers’ room when they saw the dailies.

Yup, he’s not bad is he?^.^

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set. Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!” “Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

I’d like everyone to see this

{Credit to amalasrosa on Twitter}

IT’S TRUE

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

Won’t chance it.

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

Do the thing pls

im screaming it worked lmfao

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

Fuck it, I need the money 😂

money for school pls

Issa comeup

need that bmw i8 money thank u very much

first apartment deposit ty Jesus🤙🏿

I’m poor as titties, so fuck it 🤤

reasons deadpool needs to be in the mcu

why the fuck can I see Ryan Reynolds and Tom Holland needing zero convincing to fucking make this happen?

@unironicusername

Are you kidding? I bet they’d god damn love doing this.

It’s bold of you to assume they haven’t already done this.

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

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#thanks: the tweet was highly relatable but the comment was life-changing