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Are squirrels alive?

@hellotostars / hellotostars.tumblr.com

We miss 100% of the sips we dont take, babes •she/her• bi
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prokopetz

There comes a point in every high-concept indie RPG author's career when one must ask: "Is this piece of orthodox rules tech I'm carefully avoiding really objectively bad, or is it merely present in D&D?"

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dukeofriven

Player characters? What do you take me for, Deirdre—a sellout?

I'm genuinely only halfway being a smartass here. I've been in the game for long enough that I remember when the received wisdom of the indie roleplaying sphere held that character classes are objectively bad game design, and if Apocalypse World hadn't gotten stupid popular a decade back I'm convinced that might well still be the case!

I think we need to acknowledge that D&D has a lot of good ideas with a lot of bad execution. Both the most ardent supporters, and most ardent haters.

The issue is a bit more subtle than that.

Fundamentally, game rules are opinionated: about what the experience of play should look like, about what kinds of stories the game should be used to tell, even about who gets to participate in play. This is unavoidable. It's very difficult to point to any rule, or any execution of a rule, that's bad in principle; about the closest you can get is to establish that a given rule (and its implementation) is more or less fit for a particular purpose.

Of course, we can approach it at one remove and argue that certain rules are bad in principle because no one should ever wish to have the experiences of play those rules want to create, or to tell the kinds of stories those rules want to tell, but that's not an argument that the rules in question are structurally bad; "one shouldn't wish to have this experience of play" is a moral position, and deciding which ways to pretend to be an elf are morally bad is beyond the scope of this post!

Being positioned both in gamer culture and by corporate decree as the RPG that can do anything, Dungeons & Dragons – as a text and as a fandom – doesn't really want to acknowledge any of this. Sure, there are token gestures toward it, like the "rules versus rulings" discourse or all that stuff about Rule 0, but ultimately, many of the baked-in assumptions of the game's rules are foundational, and can't be changed by making small tweaks around the edges. It's less that D&D's rules and structure are "bad" in principle, and more that D&D is very keen on telling you that if you and the rules have a disagreement about what kind of game you're playing that can't be fixed with an off-the-cuff house rule, it's because you're a bad player or a bad GM.

This is where a lot of indie RPG authors trip up. They've seen through the corporate marketing bullshit and recognised that game rules are opinionated, but then they turn around and go "well, these rules foster an experience of play which I dislike, and experiences of play which I dislike are objectively bad, therefore these rules are objectively bad". They convince themselves that there has to be a single objectively correct way to pretend to be an elf, and everybody who claims to enjoy other ways of pretending to be an elf is just too stupid and brainwashed to realise that they're not truly having fun.

To an extent, this is understandable. Many inde RPG authors are former fans of one of the big "universal" systems who've spent their formative years being gaslit by a culture of gaming which insists that game rules are value-neutral, and if you can't make the system du jour do what you want it to, then you're just Bad At Games. "Actually, no, and also fuck you" is a totally reasonable reaction! But it also leads to a whole lot of stupid arguments where folks insist in complete seriousness that if your game acknowledges the concept of hit points you might as well be sucking Hasbro's dick.

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i've fallen ill to the saul goodcat diesease, the bcs rewatch is doing things to me so have a catboy saul/jimmy doodle dump

mike's face gives me basset/bloodhound vibes

season one and two sigh so simple

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math-memes

hello, fellows and fellers. i don’t have a meme for you (yet) but i haven’t forgotten about this page. anyways if you haven’t seen freya holmér’s videos on bézier curves/splines/vectors (with a secret guest appearance from quaternions) you’re missing out

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the sheer number of meme formats that are just *random dig at women to establish joke structure* *joke that could've stood up fine on its own*

girls sleepovers: omg do you think brad likes me?

boys sleepovers: *people doing some random meme shit*

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her: i bet he's thinking about other women rn

him: *r/showerthoughts post*

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girls with a time machine: i'm your granddaughter

boys with time machine: *normal fucking time travel joke*

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girl dinner: snacks or whatever

boy dinner: *picture that would've been funny on it's own*

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her: he's probably out cheating right now

him: *doing some silly funny activity that didn't need a random dig about women*

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Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

Whoa mama mia cunt

last man standing

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god does anyone have that ‘basketball lesbian and femcel bisexual go on a date’ tiktok its taking me over rn

“bitch is a word used by oppressors!!!!” “imma press up on dat assssssss” has been HAUNTING me for MONTHS

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I've never played armored core but it's really cool that they named their new protag after a furry porn site. Really shows that they know their target audience.

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hellotostars

They named a character e621?

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My favourite thing about being Brazilian is our incredible ability to ruin literally any food we lay our hands on

Coconut sushi

Anyone in the mood for a sundae?

Anything is a boat if you make it boat shaped

Anything is also a burger if you shape it like one

Idk what the fuck this is but it's terrible

And my favourite- anything is a pizza if you fuck it up enough

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That one he/they in the polycule who don’t play about renaissance faires and electroswing

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“rap is the worst music genre” “no actually it’s soul” “no actually it’s jazz” “no actually it’s ska” “no actually it’s r&b” hey guys do you notice a common denominator in the genres you hate or is it just me

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gothhabiba

I hate positivity posts for boys & men I hate everyone who makes and reblogs them with cutesy commentary. sorry

OP says "if you’re a boy with a mental illness, a boy with a disability, a boy with a history of abuse, a boy who has an eating disorder, a boy with trauma, I need you to know that you are not a burden, that you don’t need to 'harden up', that you shouldn’t just have to 'get over it,' and that you are very brave"

commenter says "once I transitioned I saw the change in people being like ‘Oh you poor thing I hope you’re coping alright’ to ‘Just get over it and man up’. Men, you’re allowed to suffer."

OP responds with "This is a great addition. Men, I love you. You’re allowed to cry, be angry, smile, love."

can we please be serious for a second. like can we please be for fucking real for a second. lmfao

men... in case no one has ever told you this... you're allowed to be angry ♥ in fact why don't you fantasise about all the ways in which women have it easier than you and how unfair that is and get angry about that ♥ this definitely won't have any distastrous results at all. I'm a progressive

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