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A hot mess

@madman-with-a-snogbox

Slytherin // Hot chaotic gay af mess// I write a bit AO3: Fanfictionwriterinprogress //angsty fanfictions are my coping mechanism//Shipper of many ships. Fan of many fandoms. If you need any love i have plenty to give my virtual door is always open.
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pitbolshevik

"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion

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failbaby

this might've been twitter but i'd like to remind everyone of the subsequent 400 IQ take, "you should ask people for consent before masturbating to the thought of them"

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brainscrewz

i think i saw that tweet actually! they said specifically that witchy and spiritual people KNOW you're getting off to them and you should ask first lmao. if that's not projecting idk what is

this is making my brain short circuit

No. Yes we do know, i receive nasty disturbing visions out of nowhere and when i walk past them again i instantly know as well as them from their facial language. but if they are hot then yes i enjoy it and its not really bad but You Should At Least Ask Psychic Permission beforehand please.....

i would love to study you

I mean from a witchy perspective, if you know someone has fantasised about you just from walking past them, then that's your fault for not erecting proper psychic wards. It's not some random stranger's responsibility to deal with you projecting your psyche everywhere

how did this post turn into this what the fuck is happening

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taningia

[We pass each other on the street and my overwhelming psychic power smashes your wards like an egg. You are unable to resist my erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court.]

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anastablack

Loki was watching Mobius all this time. He heard him. Not Sylvie or someone else. He heard Mobius. And he will "follow" him wherever he goes.

And one day they will be together again.

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zehiiro

Loki becoming the God of Stories - 02x06

I'm in shock. This was STUNNING! I'll need at least 2 months to wrap my head around it, I love it so much!

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bebx

can we talk about how INSANE it is that Loki suddenly becomes SO protective the second someone hurts Mobius / when he thinks Mobius might be in danger.

look at him. there’s no mischief there. he’s literally ready to unalive X5 if he dares do anything to Mobius

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sigmadolos

i feel like ¾ of the bsd fandom and i did not read the same chapters with Sigma here. Like…did everyone forget he was 100% down for murder and his confidence during his first appearance ?  Telling the Hunting Dogs to run back home with their tails between their legs?? why does every story treat him like some kind of helpless man. He is not. He might not have the malicious sadism of some others or the desire to kill, but that doesn’t mean he’s helpless or not willing to kill. He had guns made to stop ability users and he showed it to the Hunting Dogs faces. yes he panicked when his home started being destroyed, as many would. But he HID THAT until he was alone. And even so, that does not erase the fact he threatened the hunting dogs to their faces or his confidence before the explosion or any of that.

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Organisation names in bsd fall into three categories: most basic literal description you can think of, one word name that is sort of cool I guess, and the sickest sounding thing ever.

Like okay we have the Weaponised Investigator Company and the City Mob or something. And then their rivals are named the Decay of the Angel, Order of the Clock Tower and Poets of Malefic Badassery.

Like come on are you trying to drive the theatre kids to Europe? What do you wanna be, a Rat in the House of the Dead or *checks notes* member of the Rich Guy Guild.

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yuugen-benni

Decay of the Angel members and their songs !

PM version - Here........ADA version - Here

Fukuchi:

''He walks into a room And everyone respects him (everyone respects him) He reads the news And doesn't let that shit affect him (let that shit affect him) He's really happy, he's thrilled to be alive His name is any white guy in 1985'' - 1985 by Bo Burnham

Nikolai:

''Twisted all my limbs for you Two of them in knots and two of them in loops Ribbons tied around like a noose Wonder if I'll ever get it loose'' - The contortionist by Melanie Martinez

Fyodor:

''I'll play God I'll play God I'll play God I'll play God today Ante up and play that God a poker game Walk away with all our little God's spare change Playing this God it can't be good for- Ana's safety, Ana hear me'' - Oh Ana by Mother Mother

Bram Stoker:

''I'm crucified, crucified like my savior Saintlike behavior, a lifetime I prayed I'm crucified for the holy dimension Godlike ascension, heavens away Prophets I've been reading, stories I've been told Before I end my breathing, I travel in the soul Where thorns are a teaser, I've played the double jeux'' - Crucified by Army of Lovers

Sigma:

''And take my hands, they'll understand Take my heart, pull it apart And take my brain, or what remains And throw it all away 'Cause I've grown tired of this body A cumbersome and heavy body'' - Body by Mother Mother
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elisamaza
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re-bee-key

DO NOT SUPPORT AI

They will not stop unless we refuse to give them money. Do not support ai. Only human made art!

Ok, say you don't care about artists jobs. You suck, but I get some people truly don't care.

Here's why you should still boycott.

Game companies are spending less money and giving you an inferior product *and not charging less*

They are not paying aritsts anynore, but they are pocketing the saving and not reducing the cost to consumers.

So if you don't want to b boycott over artists being screwed, boycott over you being screwed.

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ettaevie

Can't decide which is funnier

A guy saying "I'm just an ordinary man" despite being a three year old adult spawned from a magic book who has superpowers and owns a flying casino with which he plans to commit an act of global terrorism...

Or the fact that he's actually right and he is the most normal person in the cast by far

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