shoutout to minecraft

God I just shared this video with Dad the other night and we kept giggling about it afterwards.

What makes this really funny is that water is free in Scotland, so buying bottled water there really is considered a complete joke

Mama mia! I gotta hit the big-a BIG bathroom!

Imma flush some goombas down here!

I had too much-a spaghetti!

I poo here

I poo here

I poo here

New Super Mario Bros. Wii 100% World Record Speed Run

me: I’m not susceptible to clickbait “this abandoned shopping mall is full of thousands of fish” me: hoooooooghggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

THERE. IS. ONLY. ONE. GOOD. GIRL.

Omg

Minecraft: Hardcore Mode (Halloween Short)

here to bless ur evening

Why does this dog sound like Owen Wilson saying “wow”

shes working on her impressions :)

sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed

the amount of garlic the recipe asks for: 1 clove

the amount of garlic I think the recipe deserves: at least 4 cloves

boy: can u link me ur fave porn clips? ;)

me: 

my mood going into 2018