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Spectacular Materials

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"'The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise,' she said. The scientist gave a smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?' 'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down!'" -Stephen Hawking | "Children began to be the tyrants, not the slaves, of their households. They no longer rose from their seats when an elder entered the room; they contradicted their parents, chattered before company, gobbled up the dainties at table, and committed various offences against Hellenic tastes, such as crossing their legs. They tyrannised over the paidagogoi and schoolmasters." - description of Ancient Greek children | "Life was like baseball, filled with loss and error, with bad hops and wild pitches, a game in which even champions lost almost as often as they won, and even the best hitters were put out seventy percent of the time." -Michael Chabon | "There are an estimated 30 million people whose virtual profiles on Facebook have outlived them. By the end of 2012, 3 million Facebook users' pages will have become memorial sites for their owners." -HuffPo
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buddwyer

AITA? My doctor said I needed a COVID test and had me pee on a stick that he put in his pocket before asking me to leave.

Sorry i just saw the words COVID test and got so honry i passed out!

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buddwyer

Can we please stay on topic here

YTA

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prohaloplayer

three holes in a bowling ball because its because. because. theres three holes because of. well. okkay theres three holes in bowling balls because so basically um . okay so basically the three holes on the bowling ball. well. three holes right? both balls and your peniss

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