dan is one of us

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

kepchup.

SPINCH

B A N C H

chichen nuggest

b R o G L e

strawbebbies..

mAeShMoLoWa

I apologize if I ever was a toxic person in your life, I’m maturing more everyday, correcting my wrongs and slowly but surely becoming a better version of me.

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY

i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now

danielhowell via via instagram story 12/05/21

Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?

he did

happy for him

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART THEY ADOPTED A DAUGHTER NAMED TANGO BECAUSE IT TAKES 2 TO TANGO!!!! This is them:

and they even had a book written about them:

Can we talk about this?!

HEY remember in WWII when Jewish people were fleeing Germany and the USA put a quota on how many Jewish immigrants they would accept because they were worried there were too many Jewish people coming over to the USA???

Reminder that the USA has always been fucking garbage to immigrants and basic humanity

Here’s how you can help:

Please reblog this. There’s a lot of arguing in the reblogs/replies, but no links to actual concrete ways to become of help to these people. 

“They queerbaited us with Sambucky and now they’re making Bucky flirt with a woman to no homo it” “Please don’t force a romance on Sarah and Bucky I’m done with heterosexuality” oh my god shut the FUCK up. I say this as a self-diagnosed delusional Sambucky stan, but y’all need to remember that this is a disney show we’re watching here. They’re never going to make sambucky canon, it’s 100% not happening and I’ve known this since day fucking 1. 

Sarah x Bucky on the other hand? Literally the FUNNIEST outcome, I have never wanted anything more in my goddamn life. POV you are Samuel Wilson, you spent two years hunting down this creepy urban legend killing machine because he turned out to be your best friend’s long lost love from 70 years ago, became an enemy of the state for him, then immediately after you got him back your best friend fucked off to the 1940s to marry somebody else. Now you’re left with this…. Guy. You don’t exactly know what to do with him. He’s kind of alright, a little annoying, and you put up with some of his not that alright moments because he’s technically your best friend’s widow, you tease him about once being a creepy urban legend killing machine on a daily basis and he lets you. Life goes on. Five months later he marries your sister and now he’s just living in your house raising your nephews and using his creepy urban legend killing machine powers to carry groceries for your family. Literally HOW do you react to that. HOW the hell do you react to that. Sam Wilson is a good person that doesn’t deserve to have any of this happen to him, but I, on the other hand, am a terrible human being, and would delight in his misery. I repeat, I have never wanted anything more in my life, and if y’all blow this for us I swear to god. I swear to GOD. 

Listen to me. Hating on Sarah x Bucky will NOT make them reconsider canon Sambucky or bi Bucky, what it WILL achieve. Is to have them pull that Endgame shit again and send Bucky back in time to the 1940s and reunite with Redhead Dolores, whom he’s secretly been in love with all along. So you guys better pull your shit together and shut it down before it’s too late 

THIS. EXACTLY. IT’S ABOUT THE PROGRESSION FROM Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) to Captain America: His Brother-In-Law (2024). It’s about Sam coming home to Bucky mopping their kitchen with AJ hanging off his vibranium arm one day and realizing oh my god Sarah we domesticated him

Why do we just accept things? “Comfort”