Tito

King Thistle's outfit in the episode>>>

@ceo-of-nanny-plum ordered me to post this meme I made I wasn't gonna say no to the CEO

[ID1: A still from an episode of bahlk on the outside of a school, with 2 windows. At the left window is Lucy, smiling. At the right window are many other students, looking bemused. Text over Lucy writes "Red beard flirting with Plum" and text over the students writes "everyone in the little kingdom knowing she's fucking his dad" /End ID1]

[ID2: A blank version of the still above. /End ID2]

Happy valentines day

Rush (For A Gap That Exists)

The most incredible @girlcave drew Draco and Harry as Formula 1 racing drivers for the @lcdrarry 2022 fic Rush (For A Gap That Exists) (!!!!!!). I am floored, I am over the moon, I am dancing across my kitchen in delight. The details! Just stunning <3 (Newspaper edit made by me - the unedited photo is below the cut!)

breakfast time

Lazy sundays

citationless behavior

sourceless behavior

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

can we also talk

about starting a sentence

and then kind of just

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

If the government really wanted to actually cut down on vape usage they would force manufacturers to add an unmutable slide whistle sound effect that played every time you take a hit

duolingo. WHAT THE FUCK

I expected better of the Fuck That Old Man website

Apparently all of my followers are furries (so shocked, I am), so please reblog this so it reaches a wider audience.

keiko is the biggest miles + julian shipper and i love her for it

Source (couldn’t find the original post to reblog):

@carsen-daily found the original post by @crispy which is here!

better than drugs

Pig #1: *Wakes up*

Pig #2: Hey, you're finally up... I have an idea

Pig #3: Let's run around Mama

i struggle to drink a boba ball for ten minutes and when i finally get it in the straw i inhale it at 90 mph and i die of asphyxiation in the otherwise pleasant thai restaurant

she was 🚫 NOT 🚫 invited 😤😤😤

sauntering up to the 7eveven wearing this and ordering a single unripe plum

This blowjob could've been an email