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It should be noted that it wasn't just Republicans

Somewhere in Chicago, little Hillary Rodham felt her ears burning.

They're starting to figure it out

Here's the context: In the morning, a 47 staffer tweeted that 47 was considering pausing the tariffs. The stock market responded to this favorably. Later, the White House tweeted that 47 was holding firm on the tariffs, and the stock market went back to playing Limbo.

Did you know? Egyptian president Anwar al-Sadat was assassinated at a military parade. The soldiers around him turned to face him, aimed their rifles, and fired.

I share this in case any of you out there are as fascinated with history as I am.

Stephen Hawking (there was only one of him) was diagnosed with ALS (a disease with an average life expectancy of 5-10 years following diagnosis), and lived for another 55 years. God sucks at vengeance almost as much as he sucks at his actual job.