Your blog fails to make me smile :) I love you!
did you forget the word never or is this a hate message
25 years of ads peeled away
A warning
tomorrow
Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.
This really helps my anxiety.
Friend in 2011: I wanna die
Me in 2011: no! D: you got so much to live for ://
Friend in 2017: I wanna die
Me in 2017:
we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck
I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*
“The staff count as people” has me dead
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
amanicarroll-sawan (via notquitesocialable)
this was submitted to me but it won't play, so i'm gonna put all my trust in whoever sent this in :)
Iman Meskini for Costume Magazine
instead of "Ask me", I want you to tell me your story
Tell me about:
- Why you’re single
- How’s your relationship going?
- What do you dream about at night?
- What are you afraid of?
- What’s your favorite song?
- Tell me about the book you’re reading
- A poem or song lyric that won’t leave your head
- Tell me about your secret crush
- Where would you go if money wasn’t an issue
- What’s your deepest wish
- Do you believe in magic?
- Tell me a ghost story
- What’s the weirdest thing that has happened to you?
- What do you need to get off your chest?
- What are you mad about?
- What are you excited about?
- Are you afraid for the future?
Fill my Ask Box
im back from a pretty long tumblr death so ya kno, update me