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whippersnappers DNI
Please give Elwood THREE little forehead kisses from me please and thank you
he has been kissed many times on his fuzzy head which he did not enjoy but he endured in exchange for being held like a baby
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer
everyone wish elwood a happy birthday he is THREE!!!
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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.
Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that
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undertone of Munchausens by proxy. were so back
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not me sneaking a sip of potion from master's cauldron when he shuffles out to gather herbs
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"is the crucifixion of jesus christ whump?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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Community Label: Mature
you make me feel complete.
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I didn't know "Tims" was Chilchuck's last name. Thought it was just some shoe based in joke that I didn't understand.
What went through my head every time I read "Chilchuck Tims"
Average Canadian man
Average Canadian lesbian
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ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys
excuse me
Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.
its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way
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remember, before you post, think SMART
Start discourse
Make up arguments
Ad hominem
Reading the post is for losers
Talk without thinking
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Supernatural cannot be limited to human-made concepts like "good" or "bad." It exists on an axis that we can't comprehend.
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Mathieu: Despite your impish character, you really ought to learn something about the saint while you’re here.
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