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You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much

this makes me laugh every year

i’m always too busy losing my shit at baby jesus with the lighter that i never registered “HEY-SUS” oh my goddd

Boba Yaga

Beth Sparks on Twitter https://twitter.com/sparksel/status/1387277973963878401?s=21

I have a love affair with the Baba Yaga mythos. I was pretty much born waiting to grow old enough to be a Baba Yaga. Pretty close. I'm at a more 'Eccentric Auntie' stage.

Tiger Runcycle

Y'all. "Hell is empty and the devil's are here" is not one of those epic Tumblr quotes. It's from The Tempest. The Shakespeare one.

remember when that furry post went around with "you have nothing to lose but your chains" and people were saying "this is such a raw ass line and it's from a furry post" but it's literally karl marx

reading waiting for godot for class and finding out that’s where that “that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth” meme is from ruined me i think

new game: "classic or shitpost?" in which we give you a raw-ass quote and you have to determine whether it came from an internet shitpost or classic literature

This is the "Cecil Baldwin or John Mulaney" quote game but MORE

whoever invented stuffed animals really just understood whats important in life. sometimes you just wanna hold a guy

Happy winter solstice! The light begins to return tomorrow!!

Hello, good day!! There is more light today than there was yesterday! It's finally coming back!! I would like to thank the southern hemisphere for returning it safely.

Refurb has a smile that can light up a room, in much the same way as a fire can.

they should shorten the work week to 25 hours a week. benefits of this would include i would have to be at work less

My favorite moment in fantasy-genre discourse was that time George R.R. Martin attempted to comment on the lack of sexual content in Professor Tolkien's stories except he did it in such a way that it implied he doesn't know where babies come from

Sam Gamgee and Rosie Cotton have got like 100 kids so I don't think we need a graphic description of what Sam's hobbit dick looks like in order to, as mature readers, infer that he absolutely fucks like a beast. If you really simply had to know that.