daily reminder that you shouldn’t do cocaine my babies

I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”

w h a t s a h a r d b o i l e d e g g

Take your Minecraft and put in these settings

Perfect! now you’re ready to shit your pants in this homemade horror game!

How long will you last till you start hearing things that aren’t actually there!

ways to look more angelic:

three pairs of wings

Wheel

announce your arrival by screaming “FEAR NOT” everywhere you go

show up at some random lady’s house to announce that your dad just jizzed on her from the astral plane

pokemon except there are no pokemon and everyone just gets in fist fights

ppl walk up to talk to u and immediately deck you after

“hi! i like shorts! they’re comfy and easy to wear!”

Trying to keep a positive attitude when you’re upset

You will eventually become the person who can’t understand new technology. (source)

Lmao, already am

heres something for you to think about

me

Please watch this.

Shit, I’ve only seen stills of this.

facebook is currently trying to sell me a swarovski yoda

things to say during sex

THAT is big dick energy

Gollum must go crazy on the fifth day of Xmas (source)