Little quirky, lot of love.

Remember to water the flowers!

hello I am speaking to you from the future: this guy is awful at sex and will put you in the hospital. he owes you $500. you will have one orgasm the entire time you are with him and it will be followed by him scolding you to move your hand away from your clit because "it's distracting" and he can't cum unless he mimics the exact same level of numb pressure and total dissociation he has conditioned himself to masturbating with five times a day. every girl he has ever dated has tried to commit suicide. after you get away from him you will realize he looks exactly like Carl from Aqua Teen. instead of dating him you should turn your 100k word Sabrina fanfic into a breakout YA novel using find-and-replace and buy a decent vacuum cleaner

眠れない　夜は、、、

Something I did as a joke for some friends.

the family dinners are really fun

the beast is demonic in nature

☆Orihime Inoue☆

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

this panel really breaks my fucking heart. look at ichigo's face!!! when's the last time he had an adult in his life that didn't use him????? i'm gonna cry

"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "this is a valuable exploration of intimacy and vulnerability that we’re conditioned to recognize only in romantic relationships but that can exist platonically as well" way

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

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One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

kissing practice w ichihime 💕

I just learned that Ichigo gets paid and the Shinigami didnt bother to even tell him.

It's like a retirement account, except for the part that comes after retirement.

See, thats the fucked up thing. The Hell Arc chapter revealed that powerful souls cant be properly reincarnated or transition between the three worlds.

As a result they’re instead chucked into Hell. Meaning that Ichigo’s got a one way ticket to hell just because he’s powerful.

And if anyone seeing this is an anime only fan, no, I am not trolling. This is a thing.

I haven't read the Hell Arc actually so that cranks

It does but, if it helps, we’re not sure what happens when such people are sent to hell. It never says what becomes of them inside.

They drop this bomb within the first quarter of the chapter then all the spoilery stuff kicks off.

I've always assumed, however, that because Ichigo already sorta has a valid Shinigami form (and his body is essentially an aging personal gigai) that when he dies he just kinda pops out of it and rolls on through.

For my happiness I might hold onto that 😂