upsasuke
what the FUCK is upsasuke
upsasuke
what the FUCK is upsasuke
(gives you a sexy blood transfusion)
(gives you a sexy blood transfusion)
(gives you a sexy blood transfusion)
(gi
why did you stop?
arrested for malpractice
welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger
p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again
chinken nunget
Anime producers when deciding where all the budget should go:
Y’ALL SEEING THIS???
im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him
on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily a -30. he is nothing. he is a man in a sweater vest who eats cheese. he’s like a mormon fantasy.
What did Wallace ever do to hurt you this badly he’s just tryna make the world a better place with his inventions and you come for him like this
The new thing I do when I procrastinate is look up “school project” on youtube and set it to most recent. Many hidden gems in there
Like the genius of this. Yet only 9 views. smh
2 dislikes. the haters don’t understand
@ all the spambots who r following me: thank you, u might be empty and artificial but so is the flimsy validation i gain from seeing my follower count rise
“Hey, there are 0 letters in the alphabet, right?” “No, there’s 26.” “oh, sorry, i must have forgotten The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog.. ;)” “What about R..” “How could i forget.. R u single..?”
There’s an “R” in brown though
Hmm. it would appear that one of us is wrong, and that one of us… is yourself. there’s no r in brown. and thats final
for my linkedin
thank you ricky!! could you also upload your resume please?
Fantastic! Your credentials seem to be in order, and you are well qualified for the position of “belly boy.” Someone should contact u for a secondary interview in 3-5 business days.
:O
was he ever contacted for the interview? did he ever get the job?
I was fired for OSHA violations and also biting
“Labeling yourself as pan or bisexual doesn’t make your experience with homophobia any easier: homophobes don’t care and the hateful language will always still hurt, and there is a stigma associated with being bisexual/pansexual for men and women both within the LGBTQ+ community and outside of it.
We are not allies, we are members of the community. No matter who we sleep with or have relationships with, our identities are not defined solely by our partnerships. They are defined by our feelings, the people we’ve loved, and the full acknowledgment of who we are. There are bi/pan people who never got to date same-sex partners because they realized who they were in monogamous opposite relationships and that’s fine. There are many who have never had and may never have the opportunity to express themselves in this way. This doesn’t change who they are.
There are also many bi/pan people who have looked to date same-sex partners and have come across biphobia and other stigmas/skepticism about our sexuality, and still work to be apart of the community to make it better and more inclusive. We are not allies, and despite the elevated space allies tend to occupy, we don’t want to be lumped in with them out of an erasure of our actual identities.”
given that people are already noticing how tumblr dorks are turning top and bottom into basically gendered stereotypes my prediction is that the next bastard thing this dying website will do is finally reach the peak of its obsession with the western zodiac and turn it into a legitimate system of social hierarchy