HumorWitch

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

So recent and yet so old…

kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)

kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.

this is genius!!!!

performer: @abby_seim 

video source:  @josey__terry

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

The time is dire…we need a cringe so ancient, so unspeakably evil. We need to bring him back…how bad could it be?

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

I laughed way too hard at this

me after trying this tip