if you're posting a whole fanfiction to tumblr you've got to put it under a readmore boss

guys it's really not that deep like. what

Guys....I think....I think this is the new bat wing song. And when you hear this little sneak peek you'll know why.

My god....I'm not going to live through this record much less the concert.

HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY LOCAL RADIO STATION

IM LOSING MY MIND WTF

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World’s first neutering [x]

take me to snurch (snail church)

happy 10 years to snurch

oh do not do this to me

4th April🐀🩷🫶🏻 Ratboy-day!

Did this really quickly!

I will go back to more serious stuff now, I swear lol!🙈

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

I had to draw this 

SINCE WHEN CAN BOTS CREATE POLLS??? EXCUSE ME?? ALSO WHAT ARE THESE OPTIONS?

やっぱキミ　てってから大きいよね

You surely big from the paw...

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

I have a new theory about the true identity of D. B. Cooper

WAS TALKING IN DMS WITH SOMEONE WHAT IS THAT EMOJI WHERE ARE IT'S EYES

People just say shit on my posts

today i went for a drive and saw a big ass Jeep with the license plate P@P@ BE@R and a window sticker that said “Bought with Daddy’s Money…and I’m Daddy” and I sped up my car a bit to look through the driver’s window and prayed that I’d see what i hoped to see and sure enough there was a big chunky bear with a big ol beard driving the car with this twink chewing gum on his phone in the passenger seat and even though the window was tinted i could see was another one in the back seat…and the world was right for that single moment