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Roman: Is this mistletoe?
Janus: Uh, no, no, that is basil.
Roman: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss you.
Janus: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.
Patton, while balancing an ice cream cone on his head: Do I look like a rhino or a unicorn?
Janus: You look like an idiot.
Is Ao3 down for anyone else?
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Logan, smirks: Y'know, for someone who's supposedly a mad genius, I'm not seeing much of the genius.
Janus: Keep it up, Logan, and you'll see plenty of the "mad".
Roman: Whatever you've stolen, give it back.
Janus: We haven't stolen a darn thing.
Remus: [appears] I've stolen the darn thing, Janus! Let's go!
Patton: Do you think you could go a little faster?
Logan: Pat! It's a school zone!
Janus: So, you think to thwart my plan-
Virgil: Don't stop to tell him the plan!
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Patton: *Sets the kitchen on fire*
Virgil, panicking: Where’s the responsible adult??
Patton: He’s asleep on the couch.
Remus: Don’t worry guys, I got this. Hand me a bucket of water.
Remus dumps water on Janus: Wake up dumbass, the kitchen is on fire.
Patton: *trying to fix something*
Patton: Could you give me a hand?
Remus: Sure.
Remus: *takes his arm off and hands it to him*
Patton: You're cute, but that's not what I meant.
Virgil: Today sucked, doo-doo, doo-doo
Today sucked, doo-doo, doo-doo
Today sucked, doo-doo, doo-doo
Today sucked.
Janus: My toxic trait is telling people to take care of themselves while I'm running on three hours of sleep, enough caffeine to kill an elephant, and a single Oreo.
Janus: I honestly just love sleep so much. Like you just close your eyes and you're gone bitch. Brain logged the fuck off. Powerful.
Janus: I’m not good at heartfelt words, so instead I’m gonna venmo you 200 dollars.
Roman: So, what's for dinner?
Logan, staring at the food he burnt: Regret.