casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

self care is rolling over and going back to sleep

Reblog if you have ever tried to catch the yellow bird on the board with the net

sad pup

buncha kids off to save the world

*bully pushes you*

*you push bully back*

bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying

everyone around you: yeah you cant fight hate with hate why can’t we all just be nice to each other

u know this literally happens right

in schools

for real

kids get suspended for being bullied because they fought back or were considered a distraction to the bully it’s not just a metaphor it’s literally reality

And half of y'all on this site perpetuate this very same abuse tactic of gas lighting and attacking others and then painting the person who was attacked as the aggressor when they defend themselves

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

Hey, remember that one time on Phineas and Ferb when Doofenshmirtz’s daughter and her friends (who were all allergic to bee stings) were almost attacked by bees?

But then Doof jumped in the way screaming “YOU LEAVE MY BABY GIRL ALONE!!”

And then proceeded to

pour honey all over himself

to lead the bees away

and jumped into a river? All to protect his daughter?

A+ dad right there.

say what you will about his being a villain but he’s probably the best-written villain out there.

I want him to be my Evil Science Dad

my friend: come over

me: no i am tired

my friend: i have drama to discuss that doesn’t involve us

me:

this

Why do villagers in Animal crossing have only two modes during hide-and-seek, Half-hidden behind a object half their size or disappearing off of the face of the planet?

plants.  🌿

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

Behold the merdouche

iguanamouth always comes through.