Captain Deadpool

Rocker Jon Jovi

its cz he shits without warning

At first I thought the Tumblr app was glitching but no I really did have to see this comment 20 times

i literally love posting

MY PAPAYAS

a crime of passion

An elephant casually stealing and then returning a wildlife photographer’s hat 

(Source)

“Hey, look at me! I’m a human! I wear clothes! Haha, just messing with ya, bud.”

CNN Live coverage when Trump was  walking towards the church

Holy fucking shit

are they just advertising asthma

Minecraft player will know…

what will they know

More than you can imagine

don’t ever call me op. you will address me by my full name

obert pobert

— P. T. Barnum

pegging clowns????

pegging hung clowns????

This is why this website is worth negative money

nintendo: can’t have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

Me after consuming nineteen (19) glasses of vacation juice:

Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything 

how are the trees

I dont know who you are or what that is. AMA closed

DIRECT ACTION

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you...talking to the cockatoo