Went outside and it started raining like it does in skyrim

@sharks-are-0k

*sees a butch woman on the street and shakes her hand* thank you for your service

@sharks-are-0k

i just imagined orcs getting into fights over how their wife is the biggest, most beautiful with the sharpest teeth.

“HOW DARE!!! THROG’S WIFE SHROKKA IS 10 FEET TALL, HER TEETH BREAK BOULDERS, HER BEAUTY SHAMES THE SUN”

Ok, but this fight, but the two speakers that are aggressively declaring that their wife is more beautiful… are two female orcs that are married to each other.

@sharks-are-0k

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today

whomst’d’ve'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies’s'y'es hath created this abomination

listen jesus did not die for THIS

this fandom is on THIN FUCKING ICE!!!!!!!!!

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

i love a fog. i love a woods.

I love to munch a fresh baked goods

GOBLINWEEK GOBLIN  WEEK TWETNY EIGHTEEN, BEGINS ON SUNDAY JANUARY 21ST AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT EST SATURDAY NIGHT THE 27TH BUT WHAT IS IT THOUGH

IM’ GLAD YOU ASKED GOBLIN WEEK IS AN ANNUAL EMERGENT ART PROJECT WHEREIN YOU MAKE GOBLINS EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU FOLLOW YOUR HEART. IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT MEDIUM YOU WORK IN OR WHAT YOU THINK A GOBLIN IS. IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOURE HAPPY OR YOU THINK THAT YOURE GOOD AT WHAT YOURE DOING. THERE IS NO AUTHORITY AND THERE ARE NO OBJECTIVE STANDARDS

YOU CAN MAKE GOBLINS ANY WEEK THAT YOU WANT BUT THIS IS THE WEEK THAT MANY OF US WIL BE MAKING GOBLINS;; MORE THAN USUAL (EVER?) A LOT

IN GRIM MOCKERY OF THE VERY NOTION OF AUTHORITY AND OBJECTIVE STANDARDS, THE OFFICIAL TITLE OF GOBLIN WEEK GRAND CHAMPION MUST NEEDS BE RELINQUISHED BY CAPTAIN-ASPARAGUS AT THE STROKE OF THE MIDNIGHT UPON WHICH GOBLIN WEEK BEGINS, ANND THE TITLE WILL BE GRANTED TO ANOTHER PARTICIPATN ACCORDING TO STANDARDS WHICH ARE MYSTERIOUS EVEN TO ME AT THE STROKE OF THE MIDNIGHT UPON WHICH GOBLIN WEEK ENDS. WE CHERISH AND REMEMBER C.A.’S TENURE AS G.W.G.C., THOSE OF US WHO CARE TO, BUT ITS (SAID TENURE’S) DAYS ARE NUMBERED

TAG THINGS ‘GOBLINWEEK’ AND HOPEFULLY THEY’LL GEGT REBLOGGED HERE, BUT ALSO I’M VERY BUSY SO MAYBE NOT BUT I’LL TRY

I LOVE YOU, DONT THINK TOO HARD, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US IN GOIBLIN WEEK 2018, FOLLOW YOUR HEART

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(previously)

when i say “i love you” it’s not out of habit, it’s to remind you that you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me

tattoo artist: please stop moving

anti-sjw: why?? am I triggering your delicate tattoo artist sensibilities?? trigger warning: waving arms and logic! you mad bro? huh, you ma - ow ow ow that’s not what the tat is supposed to look like.

as a tattooist please beleive me when i say that i have tattooed this guy before. i know its satire, but like. you’re not even wrong.

this is both the most enlightening and the saddest addition to my post.

i was exaggerating the best i could, and it turns out to be real. i’m so sorry for you.

Look everyone, the SJWs are finally trying to make memes! They may be a few years late and failing miserably, but we’d better give them praise and cookies or else they’ll go back to breathing really heavily and mercilessly beating their keyboards.

This post is three years old.

@rebelminds sounds like someone’s tattoo didn’t turn out so well

Say it with me kids

Words are not oppressive. It’s your choice to be offended by them & give them power. Stop being a pussy.

oh lets listen to the guy pretending to be waluigi on the internet they seem to clearly be rational and smart, much like i know waluigi to be

Yeah me having a waluigi themed account clearly negates my ability to have a fucking valid opinion. Ok.

You shouldn’t have let his words have the power to upset you, Waluigi

Hey guys I’m never typing anything ever again

Instead all communication will be through photos of this man

I hope you sleep well tonight!

me every year

winter: *kills all the flowers and the leaves*

me: i guess this is just the way it is forever now :/

spring: hey bonch 

me:

To whoever is putting cartoon characters in the Mustang tag: PLEASE STOP. This tag is for people who love their Ford Mustangs, not for kids and their cartoons. There are a lot of hot and sexy ladies who sometimes pose with Ford Mustangs and I would hate for some young eyes to see that before it’s time!

To whoever is putting automobiles in the Mustang tag: PLEASE STOP. This tag is for people who love their anime husband, Roy Mustang, not for dudes and their cars. There is a beautiful, amazing, intelligent blonde sniper who sometimes works alongside Roy Mustang and I would hate for them to see her image and objectify her!

To whoever is putting anime and cars in the Mustang tag: PLEASE STOP. This tag is for people who love their wild horses, not for nerds and car jocks. There’s a lot of beautiful wild horses of the west and I would hate for people to see them and not appreciate them!

when i was a kid i thought that there was more than one oprah, and that oprah was like… a position you got elected as