god limp bizkit was right everything is fuck everybody suck -________-

nvm she texted back Siri play butterfly by crazy town

Rest in peace, Queen of Soul

Bro let's watch a horror movie together.... Bro you look scared do you wanna share a blanket dude? If you wanna hold hands it's ok. If you wanna rest your head on my shoulder it's alright bro.... Bro if you wanna kiss thats understandable that was a scary movie.... We can keep cuddling after the movie is over it's alright dude....

In honor of invader zim coming back Id like to remind everyone that at the first invadercon the staff played Justin Beiber’s Baby to get everyone out of the main conference room because it was like 12 AM and fans were still partying to invaderzim amvs

anyone else remember feeling a sort of kinship towards charlotte from the animated adaptation of charlottes web. like. that was my mother.

momther

DONT TALK ABOUT MY MOM LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF ME

well how do you think you got here lmao

Rhiannon by Fleetwood Mac except you’re a witch, lazily fixing up a potion on an autum evening while it plays on your stereo.

only people that i like can touch my hair

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6'4" 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

i’m 4′10″

93 pounds

very skilled in combat. very sharp teeth. cat like reflexes. women hate me but i love them. huge penis and very firm testicles. never seen a frog or amphibian before but i would love to.

i’m just looking for someone to keep me company

my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me

euphoria: period.