CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
TOREADOR GAY
or
TOREADOR FIERCE
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TOREADOR GAY
or
TOREADOR FIERCE
Loving Lithuania!
Germany this year: When you wanna get a band but you have no friends that want to have a band with you
me, every time after a few songs somebody appears on stage with yet another ballad:
All these instruments and nothing is on fire
“Who knew that potassium was so important to wolves’ health?”
— Graham Norton, on Norway’s entry.
“SOMEONE GIVE THAT WOLF A BANANA”
Norway song: exists
Me:
poor keith
BEFORE THAT WOLF EATS MY GRANDMA GIVE THAT WOLF A BANANA
Say what you want about Italy's production but at least the audience has rhythm
‘The UK has a real chance tonight’ Oh Graham, we both know that’s not true
Also, why is everyone at this semi final either a terrible singer or a extreme vocalist?
Some countries are playing the longest, loudest note wind and some countries struggle to maintain a key
I feel like Sweden could just stand there for three minutes & do nothing & still qualify
ACHILLE LAURO ESC 2022
i wish i could say italy has 2 moods but the truth is that italy only has 1 mood and it’s men being whores
YESSSSSS THIS IS PEAK EUROVISION