we’re fucked

what are we meant to do after infinity war?

Fix everything with fan fiction

Spoiler-free reviews of Avengers: Infinity War

One thing I think about often is that although I like the thought of Bucky having a daughter, I really would like to see his relationship with his son because I feel Bucky would break lots of stereotypes about father/son relationships.

You know the whole ‘men aren’t supposed to cry’ thing? I imagine Bucky would teach the complete opposite. I can see him telling his son that he never has to hide himself from him and that he himself often cries and it doesn’t make him a weak person. He can express it in other ways than violence or extreme ways to get his point across.

And the whole ‘father/son physicall affection is weird’ thing? Bucky’s the opposite. He hugs his son on the regular, kisses his forehead along with his daughters and yours when he leaves for a mission. When his son has his first heartbreak and he’s crying in his room, Buckys right there with him holding his son and telling him how much his ex his an idiot and that they’re missing out. When his son has a nightmare and comes to him, Bucky would scoot over in his bed and pat the spot next to him.

But most importantly, no matter how old his son got, whether he’s 5, 15 or 25 he’d still tell him he loves him.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right??

Having none of that shit today.

“Ay man, y’all chill the fuck out. Y’all fucking up the party.”

I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING

Pack animals like dogs don’t tolerate dissent in their group because it weakens the pack’s social structure… There are similar clips on youtube of them breaking up rabbit and rooster fights… They don’t care what species you are, they just want you to CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

They don’t differentiate species because dogs think everything else is just a weird dog. 

ANIMAL BEHAVIOR IS FUN MAN OMG

“EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST A WEIRD DOG” This is painfully accurate

My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain 

@impala-dreamer I’d like to think we’d have asked the same thing in that fan’s position…

I don’t have to ask. I’ll do hands on research ;)

MARVEL 

link // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUrAvKNF8s (collab w/ djcprod)

Okay I’ll admit this the was really awesome and a really well matched to the song and edited

That’s fucking tight.

Bucky and Loki have so much in common

1. Favor big guns

2. Dexterity with Knives

3. Excelent sliding skill

4. Wear kinky masks

5. Catwalking everywhere anywhere

@suz-123 My God! Have you seen this??!!

Oooohhh no…. *mind goes places*

Ohhh nooo don’t do me this.

You have the power to heal others. You are a villain.

I am the American healthcare system

Omg

That last one

im actually laughing so hard at this

tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG

polar bear shapeshifters

Is no one going to mention Fergie singing in the background?

@gallusrostromegalus just so u kno this is what peak Canadian looks like

:/ :/

:/

@the-last-hair-bender please confirm

I fucking love Canadians 😆

someone save Misha

what are we meant to do after infinity war?

Fix everything with fan fiction

“Well I didn’t know that was a thing but apparently I’m into it.”

Fanfictions creating new kinky people everyday since whenever