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But first, let me get a #neckcloth

@ave-puella / ave-puella.tumblr.com

I like Napoleonic things, Roman things, Medieval things, and terrible period dramas of all kinds. Also complete and utter trash for the Temeraire series by Naomi Novik.  On a bit of a hiatus now but will probably be back at some point!
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maxknightley

Is it me or does the way we treat cast-iron cookware almost come across like we’re talking about ancestral enchanted swords or something?

‘Twas my grandmother’s pan, ‘fore she passed it to my father; and my father’s pan before mine; and now you, my daughter, shall have it by your side as you go off to make your way in the world. Just remember, never wash it with soap, nor scrub too hard when you rinse it, lest you erode its protective sheen – you can apply a new enchantment, but it will lose all the power it has gained over the years from its use by our bloodline, and also it’s sort of a pain in the ass.

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I saw a post that was like “mutuals =/= friends” like whoa okay I always thought of mutuals as low key friends but that’s fine let’s make people more insecure of their relationships than they already are

Bruhs, if we are mutuals you are 100% at least low-key level friend to me.

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kalany

I follow you = acquaintance

Mutuals = low-key friends

I’ve replied to your posts at least twice = high key friends

I actually use the message system to talk to you = I really really like you and probably talk about you to people irl all the time

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one of my favorite things ever written is this short poem Octavian wrote about Fulvia while they were at war and I love it so much because Octavian was in his early 20s when he wrote this and it’s absolutely something a 21 year old college frat boy would write today and human beings never change

Let the trumpets sound

“My cock is dearer to me than life itself” Octavian’s Fuckboy Phase was amazing

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thoodleoo
Anonymous asked:

because of you i sat down and read the catiline orations for the first time and holy shit. holy shit. i used to wonder why it was a thing back then to go into exile or kill yourself after you got humiliated in public but now i totally understand. thank you for being the conduit through which i discovered this.

cicero can be one of the saltiest bastards in roman history when he puts his mind to it and i’m glad you could experience that firsthand, anon

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famous romans as @dril tweets

caesar: i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc
cato the younger: i have never condoned "rumpus"
mark antony: i am skeptical of the concept "Too Big To Fail" mainly because i am extremely big and i fail constantly
crassus: i am developing a ground brekaing new app called "MOneyWallet", where you earn "Money Points" by mailing cash to my house
clodius: my opinion on politics: my opinion on politics is that politidcs is extremely good, but sometimes it is bad
tiberius gracchus: The three brnaches of government? Simple. Breakfast, Lunch, and DInner. Because the government loves eating us alive with the old Tax & Spen
pompey: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree
cicero: youll never shut me the fuck up , no matter how many times you unfollow me, you will never shut me the fuck upon here!! get lost Cyber scum!
augustus: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
caligula: i am selling six beautfiul, extremely ill, white horses. they no longer recognize me as their father, and are the Burden of my life
nero: im an exhausting person to be around but once you get to knnow me im actually a giant shithead with irredeemable mouth
marcus aurelius: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron
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someone: *is talking about history*
me, to myself: nope nuh-uh not gonna do it do not say anything just keep walking no way jose we are not gonna go over there and
me: hello there,
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