"compost in training"

due to personal reasons i’ll be

I emailed the artist Ray Troll to ask if he ever planned to reprint these shirts:

But he said they just didn’t sell enough to warrant a reprint. SURELY the gay sex wet beast tiktaalik meme website could prove him wrong…

THERE’S STILL HOPE!!!

I told him that tiktaalik is a hot meme right now and “out of the ooze and born to cruise” really resonates with the current zeitgeist of transition fossils and gay sex.

Oh yeah sign me up too.

Unironically if he reprinted these I would buy one for every single one of my Hatchery colleagues and friends. We would make it financially worth it by my wallet alone.

At the last hatchery where I worked, the entire staff would frequently accidentally show up in the same Fay Troll shirt because we basically only wore Ray Troll shirts. Please let us add this to the pile.

If you (like me) want 3rd party candidates to be an actual viable option in USA elections so you no longer have to vote for Democrats OR Republicans as your first and only choice, then what we need is Ranked Choice Voting. In order for that to happen, we as voters have to do two things:

“but it wasn’t that bad”

did it hurt? did you feel scared? unsafe? were you embarrassed? humiliated? terrified? did you feel confused on why? does it keep you up at night? do you avoid being in a similar situation? did you cry? did you want to cry? who told you it wasn’t that bad?

personally i think there should have been at least one episode where sokka collects aang and zuko and is like, “looks like we’re running low on supplies.  time for a GUYS-ONLY field trip.  three days of hunting and fishing and polishing our swords.  y’know, manly warrior stuff.  (aang, sotto voce: actually sokka i’m a vegetarian as you know–)  you girls have fun sitting around braiding your hair and talking about your crushes” and then the entire episode is just zuko and sokka lying around by a river, plucking blades of grass and staring up at the stars confiding in each other their deepest feelings and most secret insecurities while aang braids flower crowns, and whenever the screen cuts back to katara and toph and suki, they’re fighting and screaming and hacking away at river pirates and evil spirits and legions of assassins and hired mercenaries with swords.  you know, as girls do.

and when the boys finally drag themselves back to camp (they stayed up way too late discussing what true leadership really means and whether or not power always corrupts)  they find suki and toph and katara lounging around with black eyes and fresh bruises and bloodstained weapons and sokka shrieks, “what were you guys DOING while we were gone???”  and karata just shugs innocently and says in her sweetest voice, “oh, you know.  just girly things”

they are absolutely still wearing the crowns and they don’t have a single fish to show for their efforts

i did it

This is my current icon: The mandelbrot outline is generated in python, the faces i painted over manually, the colors are from the gruvbox color scheme.

I also messed up the spacing of the little faces and the resolution, so might try to fix that at some point, but still pretty happy with how it turned out :)

Love it :)

Now that Twitter's URL has officially changed, lets all join hands and remember that Elon Musk threw away one of the most recognizable, established brands of the past decade due to his personal chuunibyou fascination with the letter X.

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

public libraries are so sick. there are five books I want to read and they're all relatively new so they're only available in hardback which is so expensive but it just cost me $0 to place holds on them. five books for zero dollars. it requires nothing but clicking a button and then going to the library to pick them up when they're ready. zero dollars. that's crazy

laios was born to be the referee in air bud who makes the call that a dog can play basketball

Mithrun on the couch transparent for all your Mithrun needs

i started doing things scared and doing things alone years ago the real challenge is doing things tired

"Hello again!" 🌈💌🌼 Her birthday! 🎉

What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?