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𝖉𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖇𝖚𝖓𝖓𝖞 𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖊

@ditch-witches / ditch-witches.tumblr.com

ryan. hannah. grayce. therapeutic mildew.
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Anonymous asked:

Hii there! Can you believe it that I've re-read 'the majesty' series almost 5 times? The story's so wonderful 💖

Oh my goodness! I’m so glad you enjoyed it; it’s one of my favorites to write. Hopefully, I’ll be able to deliver you another installment soon!

♡ 𝓖𝓻𝓪𝔂𝓬𝓮

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Anonymous asked:

Hey there! I was wondering if you could write about Dean making you breakfast for the first time? I love your Dean content btw and am in the mood for some domestic Dean :)

pairing: Dean Charles Chapman x reader

warnings: suggestive language, cursing, this doesn’t really give off domestic vibes and is a little thin I apologize :/

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Anonymous asked:

do you think you could write a smut where dean is stressed out so the reader gives him a blowjob to help him out?

pairing: Dean Charles Chapman x reader

warnings: nsfw (18+ but i'm not your mom [unless like,,, you ask nicely]), oral (m. receiving), suggestive language, there’s only so many words for dick im SoRRY, also i'm writing this at 4 in the morning so who knows what else. 

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Anonymous asked:

Would you ever write some more with King Dean and his witch wife

Yes! I would like to. I’m currently condensing what I’ve written for part 3 (because n O ONE wants to read 10k words of that bs).

But yeah, it’s on its way ;)

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Anonymous asked:

idk if you do things like this but i love love love your writing and was wondering if you could do george and dean when they're jealous. seriously i will kiss you if you do

Shit, I can't pass up an offer like that 😘 

I really like writing these so if y’all want more, let me know. Happy reading!   - 𝓰

G. MACKAY

- George wouldn't get jealous often, he's pretty stable in your relationship

- but whenever one of his friends gets a little too giggly when you're around, it's like a switch has flipped

- hear me out, but I can see him stereotypically butting into your conversation and putting his hand on your waist

- or threading his fingers with yours as he gives the friend a knowing look

- and of course, you're completely unbothered and hadn't even realized the other person was hitting on you

- but George could pick that up from across the room like he's got a radar for it

- I don't see him being weird and possessive, but more in need of validation because ~~~~soft boy

- usually after you figure it out, it's all squeezing his hand and muttering in his ear when you both join a bigger conversation

- on the way home he'd probably laugh about the situation anyway, but you'd assure him with a small kiss on the back of his hand

- maybe later the two of you would take a bath together, forgetting the situation as you share a bottle of wine ;)

D. C. CHAPMAN 

(bit more NSFW)

- as a foil to George, Dean would probably notice someone touching your arm or leaning in to speak to you and a fire would light within him

- the type of fire that leaves him plotting something for you later

- he'd let the person flirt with you, and you'd feel Dean's eyes on you from across the room

- you'd probably guess what it's doing to him to see you flirt back but you'd let your actions tease him anyway

- as the two of you would leave the event, he'd be kind of tense in a sly type of way and you knew what was coming

- Dean was usually pretty ~r0ugh~ in bed after one of these situations, making sure you knew it was okay to have a little fun but at the end of the day, you'd be moaning his name.

"You sure you don't want your little partner to join us?" He'd jeer, peering through the corner of his eye to look at you with a small. His hand would settle on your knee before curling his fingers around the inside of your thigh, making you tug the flesh of your bottom lip between your teeth. "You two really seemed to hit it off."

You'd titter at his comments, spreading your legs a bit more as his grip would tighten. He'd stop at a deserted red light and take your chin between his thumb and index finger, bringing your lips to meet his briefly. "Oh, now you're at a loss for words? We'll see how long that lasts," he'd comment with a smug look on his face has a blush would spread across your cheeks.

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casual 2:30 in the morning things: listening to calming christmas music and reading through @ditch-witches george fics. this is my prime. i feel at peace. my stress is ✨gone✨ for the moment

I love you. Glad we can be a part of your 2:30 😘

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Wine Shade (George Mackay smut)

request: “Can we get any smutty George fics??” (yes :))

warnings: nsfw, language, sMuT, fwb situation, drinking, idk if you find something else then add that 

word count: ~2700

a/n: hey guys, i hope you enjoy this! lowkey i miss this typa stuff but i am still a bit rusty. lemme know what you think :)

         - also thank you, Hannah, for your assistance on the 18+ content

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Silhouette (Dean Charles-Chapman x reader)

request: Dean x Kiwi by Harry Styles (idek if this is okay im sorry)

warnings: smoking, drinking, weird au, some adult themes

word count: ~3000 (IM SORRY)

a/n: hey guys! since I’m now on break, I’m going to try and get back to writing. let me know what you think (literally even if it’s like ‘lol this sux’) and---as always---our inbox is open and we love to hear from you. happy reading! 

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𝚏𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚢 𝚐𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚊𝚢 𝚑𝚌𝚜

[trying something a little different, let me know what you all think :)]

♥ the two of you probably met in college through mutual friends at a party

♥ you had randomly asked him to hold your drink after one of your shoes broke and hurried off to the bathroom

♥ when you came back, it was like he had forgotten he was holding it as he started talking to your friend and looked at you weirdly when you asked for it back

♥ flash forward and he’s going through an “i will learn how to play guitar, even if it kills me” phase

♥ but he doesn’t start with the basics (of course). he goes right for learning the chords to a weird Scandinavian song he heard when he stumbled onto a foreign radio station

♥ or at least, that’s what he told you he was learning

♥ turns out he was trying to perfect learning a song he knew you loved

♥ man is a Grade. A. simp

♥ every morning he wakes you up with a steaming cup of tea in bed

♥ some days you show up to work to see a luscious bouquet of flowers sitting on your desk from him

♥ he leaves notes in unexpected places for you to find when he goes off to shoot

♥ after you move in together, you’d get home from work and he’s ready to shower you in love and affection (and tell you everything he learned from a documentary he watched for fifteen minutes during the day)

♥ the two of you love cooking together

♥ mainly weird recipes the two of you found online

♥ everything comes out terrible in the end though because George always has to “spice it up”

♥ usually you give up anyway, happy to order pizza because who cares

♥ as far as your friends knew, you were both great cooks

♥ George took the ideology behind “what’s mine is yours” very seriously, and applied it to most aspects of your already shared life

♥ whether it be car keys or clothes, it was shared

♥ George’s favorite thing to share happened to be personal space

♥ in the car, George’s hand was either tangled with yours or settled on your knee; maybe resting on the back of your seat---it really didn’t matter as long as he was in arms length of you

♥ when you usually went about your chores around the house, George would follow you around to help you or just “keep you company”

♥ it probably was because of how much you worked during the week

♥ he loves wrapping his arms around you and burying his face in your hair after a long day

♥ between pressing soft kisses to your shoulders, he’d hum in response to you talking about your day

♥ George was always on one side of the bed when you went to sleep, yet you’d wake up twisted around him in his embrace or on the opposite side without any recollection as to how you’d gotten there

♥ while you felt unkempt and sweaty, he was still dozing off blissfully, completely unbothered

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Anonymous asked:

Hi my sweets, was wondering if you're posting George fics anymore ly xx

Hey gorgeous!

Hopefully we'll get something up soon. College has been really stressful and taken a lot out of me so I apologize for the extended hiatus :]

In the meantime, tell us your requests and even how you're doing. We love hearing from you all!

xx DW Team

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Anonymous asked:

Why do you guys follow Daisy on instagram but not Dolly?? Kinda curious 👉👈

𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐! 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 :)

𝙾𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜’ 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛. 𝙳𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚖 𝚋𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎. 𝙸𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚏𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚍𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎. 𝙸𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚢, 𝚠𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚐 𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚎’𝚟𝚎 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚋𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚖 (𝚞𝚗𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝙸 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚍). 

𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛’𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚠𝚎’𝚟𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎. 

𝙸𝚏 𝚁𝚢𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚛 £ 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚘𝚖𝚋𝚜 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚕. 

♡ 𝓖𝓻𝓪𝔂𝓬𝓮

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Anonymous asked:

Dear Madame, can we get a playlist for eyeliner and a possible part 3 👉🏻👈🏻

Bonjour mon amour.

Here’s a playlist of what I was basically listening to when I wrote Eyeliner! (If any of you have suggestions, let me know!)

Also, I really hated the cr*nge that was Eyeliner pt. 2 but if yall want a 3 I mean,,,, 

If you have no idea what we’re talking about: Eyeliner

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Farmer’s Son - Dean Charles-Chapman x reader

Ivanna, I love you. Thank you for always hyping up our stuff and BLESSING us with your amazing artistic talents.

request: (jfc yall)

"I would do literally anything for more farm dean (can we eventually get a cute wedding? Take it slow tho dw)”

“I would kill for farmer's daughter part 3.”

“Okay wow I love Majesty it’s amazing but can you please give us some more farm Dean!! Love y’all!”

“Aight so can we pleaseee get another part for farmer’s daughter cause I never knew I needed farmer Dean in my life prior to that”

“I NEED FARM DEAN TO BE A COMPLETE SERIES WITH MANY HOT SUMMERS AND A WEDDING EVENTUALLY”

“Please give us farm/country Dean part 3 IT MAKES ME SO SOFT🥺🥰 They need to get married at some point sksksk”

“I’m the one who requested farm boy Dean and whew boy you guys did not disappoint! IT WAS SO GOOD."

warnings: ?language? 

word count: ~4000

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