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queencalanthes

✨ dancing madrigals ✨

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crushedcoffeeberries

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you aren’t the “mom friend” u were a parentified child and was forced to take emotional and maybe physical responsibility for other people in ur life from a young age and now you can’t stop yourself from carrying that behavior over to ur other relationships because you don’t know any other way to live

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just-shower-thoughts

If you think your day is bad, know that somewhere, someone is sitting down to watch a 30 minute video on how to be an alpha male.

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jayzmultifand0m

me @ the ppl who made the madrigalc*st tag

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haikyuupaladin

incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes

Bruno: So you're the therapist for the whole family?

Mirabel: Yep!

Bruno: Who's your therapist then?

Mirabel, holding up a small pebble: I talk to this rock sometimes.

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rozwell-endzwell

Epileptics: here's how to properly tag things to keep your followers safe and not make you liable for causing a seizure!

Non epileptics:

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impromptu-breakdancing

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r0ttingb4sement

im,,,

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Marvel I’m tired of ur shit

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disabledprincesses

Teacher, trying to embarrass me in front of the students: theres no excuse why you shouldn't be in class, its even onlin-

Me: seizure.

Teacher, suddenly remembering I'm on disability:

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brain-buddies

There is a new Chrome extension that detects if a video you’re streaming has a strobe in it, will freeze the video and stick this warning up there until you approve it.

WHERE THE HELL HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE????