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Might just be the depression talking but i feel the feedback and length of time of a challenge changes how rewarding it feels. Most games are designed to peak in difficulty and reward the player around the same time. Life doesn't work like that. Retail doesn't get harder throughout the day and then rewards you with cash at the end. You struggle daily for 1-2 weeks then get sent a check.

Sometimes it is an easy pay period other times its incredibly difficult, but regardless you get rewarded the same. Thus why people may feel better about overcoming video game challenges while not feeling even a fraction of that reward by doing real life tasks.

If confetti rained down and victory music played when I fucking cleaned my room you bet I'd be way more consistent with it.

If confetti rained down when I cleaned my room, I feel like that might negatively impact my desire to clean my room. Could we substitute the confetti with something else?

no and every time you clean the confetti another confetti charge goes off

One must imagine Sisyphus cleaning his room

I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor

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this is cute but also i like to think the pope has to preface every single statement with "this isn't dogma but" like he has to break character for a sec and clarify that he's not speaking ex cathedra

Okay I checked and he 100% said this. I need anyone who isn't a) Catholic or b) familiar with the history of the Church to understand how nuts this is. He just about went up on stage and said "I don't believe Hell is real, and if it is it shouldn't be". Can you imagine telling The Church 150 years ago that one of their own popes would say this?? The Church has literally gone to war for less. This was such a bombshell of a statement that if you look up the interview, most Catholic news sites don't even mention that he also doubled down on his support of gay marriage. I cannot emphasise enough how radically out of line with traditional doctrine this statement is.

Oh, and he also apparently said this?? "During the interview, the 87-year-old pontiff also commented on the phrase from the traditional Act of Contrition, “because I have sinned, I have deserved your punishments,” describing it as overly harsh." Pope Francis really is over here just dropping bombshells left and right in this interview

He really did play undertale.

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crime does pay off...

finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth

It was stupid good. So good in fact that the bbc filmed a version and put it on dvd when it debuted. I bought that dvd after I saw the show and put it up on the Internet Archive. The audio is not great but the dancing is spectacular. Ever see a pas de deux around an anatomical dissection? You will.

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

As a fellow union man i can relate - you do not let your employer know you can do anything you don't want to become your job