i still can’t believe we were robbed of seeing arthur and merlin fight side by side… imagine the raw POWER they would have… unstoppable gay force
*chokes violently*
So did dean
Christmas with the Pendragons is probably the most chaotic and wholesome thing to happen in the castle and I honestly think that Merlin was more than a little traumatized after he first witnessed it
it is lawless. The snow starts to fall and Camelot ceases to fear God. Merlin doesn’t want to know how the cook’s fruitcake wound up on the kitchen ceiling or how he wound up under the mistletoe with Sir Leon a grand total of six times. He just wants to defeat the box of enchanted ornaments Morgana dug up from God-knows-where, down one of Gaius’ headache remedies, and sleep for a thousand years. His only objective is survival. Let him rest.
this is another part where i just lost my shit completely.
ok no im not done with this.
just the fact that Merlin can just WALK UNANNOUNCED INTO THE KING’S FUCKING CHAMBERS WHENEVER HE WELL PLEASES
just the fact that ARTHUR IS THE FUCKING KING AND HE CAN DO WHAT HE LIKES BUT HE STILL HIDES THINGS FROM MERLIN SO MERLIN WON’T WORRY OR NAG
just the fact that MERLIN CAN NAG THE KING
i mean like omg this movement is so urgent like SHIT IT’S MERLIN OMG HIDE THE HORN OMG
and it’s like
YOU’RE THE KING, ARTHUR.
And such a good strategy too.
I’m still laughing over the fact that he threw all these apples onto the floor and Merlin’s like “What seriously” and Arthur’s like “CLEAN THIS UP BUT DON’T USE THE BOWL”
I bet Merlin knew what Arthur was hiding but he still tried to lift the bowl
three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:
• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do
- also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!
- and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™
personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important
- can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just
stating something reblog if you agree
dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.
the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century
Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)
or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,
pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck
Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?
Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S
Internet Slang™
Merthur + “Arthur values your opinion above almost all others. Even if he’d be the last person to admit it.”
Friendly reminder to let yourself breathe. It’s going to be okay. No matter what the outcome is, it’s not worth sacrificing your mental health over.
translation: “yes sis love that for us” but sister louis can’t say that because he’s sister “straight” :/
greek god[desses] relating to the night:
✧ selene: of the moon
✧ artemis: also of the moon
✧ nyx: of the night
✧ phobetor: of nightmares
✧ urania: of astronomy
✧ asteria: of nocturnal oracles and falling stars
✧ erebos: of darkness
✧ hypnos: of sleep
✧ hecate: of witchcraft / relating to the moon
✧ morpheus: of dreams
✧ achlys: of eternal night
✧ phantasos: of surreal dreams
Professor: Give me the most ridiculous name that starts with an “r”.
Merlin: *raises hand and is confident as hell*
Professor: Yes?
Merlin: Arthur
Arthur: ?????
Merlin: Are you ever scared of anything? Gwaine: Yeah: dying alone. That’s why I brought you here.
Arthur: Sorry guys. We’re gonna die and it’s all my fault! Gwaine: No. It was me with my incessant ‘Do it Do it Do it Do it’s. That’s what made you do it. Merlin: Neither one of you is to blame. It was both of you. You both killed us.